A man tried to rob a Chinese restaurant
The clerk told him to take a wok
Chinese restaurant in Dublin
Just overheard this at a Chinese restaurant we were at for lunch...it was all in the delivery
Owner: Have you had a chance to look at the menu?
Customer: Yes
Owner: Excellent. Anything...Peking your interest?
What was the Chinese restaurant’s favorite 1980’s rock band?
What do you call a Chinese restaurant that pays its rent on time?
Our waiter at a Chinese restaurant said "Soy sauce" . . .
So I said "Hola, Sauce. Soy papá."
Why aren’t there a lot of Chinese restaurants in Southern California?
My son asked me how the sweet and spicy deep-fried chicken dish was at the new Chinese restaurant...
I replied, "in general, so Tso."
Have you seen the new Chinese / Mediterranean restaurant started by that guy from Cairo?
It's called Wok Like an Egyptian.
Today, I practiced adding numbers inside of a poorly lit Chinese restaurant.
A Chinese restaurant got vandalized
It was an act of wonton destruction
Did you hear about the new Chinese-German fusion restaurant?
The food is great but an hour later you're hungry for power.
Why did the lion get his hair cut on his way to the Chinese restaurant?
Because he wanted a Lo Mein
I had to reprimand my son for cutting up his dumplings at the Chinese restaurant last night.
I can't condone such wonton acts of destruction.
Mark Knopfler is opening a Chinese restaurant
He's calling it Wok of Life
A man was recently charged with vandalizing a chinese restaurant
Police say it was a case of wonton destruction
I got two cookies in one bag at the Chinese restaurant...
Did you hear about Chinese restaurant that blew up?
Scenes of wonton destruction.
My grandson got a cookie from a Chinese restaurant with no piece of paper in it
I told him it was very unfortunate
Why was the man sad that he lost his cookie from the Chinese Restaurant?
His carelessness cost him a fortune.
Your Chinese restaurant is too bright...
...maybe you should dimsum.
How did the thief get home from the Chinese restaurant?
Chinese restaurants do not get enough appreciation for all the work that they do
Do you have any idea how hard it is to teach a chicken how to fry?
A Chinese restaurant is pillaged...
While waiting in the lobby of a Chinese restaurant, Don was admiring a painting on the wall of a Chinese sailing vessel and said to his friend Mike: “Isn’t that a great looking ship?” Mike replied:
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant
Is told by the Maitre'd that there will be at least a twenty minute wait.
"Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?", he says.
The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, "What'll it be?"
The man replies, "Give me a Stoli with a twist."
The bartender pauses for a few seconds, then smiles and says, "Once upon time, there were FOUR little peegs . . . "
A Chinese restaurant in the neighborhood had to shut down because of high levels of arsenic in their dumplings.
Such wonton disregard for public health, I tell you.
I plan to open a 24 hour Chinese restaurant.
I’m going to name it Wok Around the Clock.
What do you call a storage space in a Chinese restaurant?
Unfortunately, the Chinese takeout restaurant forgot my cookies.
The lights in the Chinese restaurant were too bright
so I asked if they could dim sum.
What does the chef of a Chinese New York restaurant say, when you barge into their kitchen?
I went to try a new Chinese-German fusion restaurant for dinner last night.
30 minutes later, I was hungry for power.
I was at my local Chinese Restaurant
The waitress was not very happy when i asked for noods
Why is it so hard to play hide and seek inside a Chinese restaurant?
Because the ducks are always Peking.
Chinese restaurants...
They certainly Wok the Wok.
I tried playing hide and seek with the girl who works at my local Chinese restaurant.
No good, she kept Peking.
Chinese Restaurant owner is correct in more than one way. [X-POST]
My family were out at a Chinese restaurant last night...
Me: "I'll get the roast duck breast please"
Sis: "I'll have the duck legs"
Mom: "I'll get the fried duck wings"
Dad: "I'll get the bill"
My new restaurant is a fusion of Chinese and Native Alaskan cuisines.
It's called Lo Mein on the Totem Pole.
I ordered some General Tso chicken from my favorite Chinese Restaurant but they were all out of MSG...
Mark Knopfler is opening a Chinese restaurant
He's calling it Wok of Life
Have you seen that new Chinese/Mediterranean restaurant started by that guy from Cairo?
It's called Wok like an Egyptian.
A Chinese restaurant was recently destroyed in the riots.
It was wonton destruction.
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