Now, I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B!
I think it’s fair to say she had a... shocking experience.
And I know most of you here can do better than my,
While stiff arming their face, "I don't wanna seeeeee yo food."
Do you get it? Do ya, cause it's about turning the joke back... You get it right?
Anyway, help a guy increase his dadjoke street cred with his kiddo and his lunchroom hecklers.
He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly...
MOOING GUM.................................................................. My 8 year old told me this and I'm curious as to how many up votes it gets, if you don't like it please down vote without any bad feelings .
I guess he has really good taste in footwear.
Just need help getting it off the ground.
So I bought the dip
So I turned to my wife and asked, who gave her the handburger? 🍔
A chew chew train
Now she barks out of both ends.
I guess it's a dog-eat-dog world.
Second dog leaps up and goes berserk...
Must be tough.
Because they like ex-spearmints.
I asked her, “does it taste like an Apple?”
So I named him gnaw-it-all
He is now my little "Deflator Mouse".
When he does I say BAD MINTON!
Bark! Bark!
It was stuck to the chickens foot
She made a mint.
Near Mint Condition!!!
Unfortunately, it didn't stick around.
Hi chews!
It's destroyed remarkably fast by an emotional woman.
One of them says, “I think the book was better.”
Credit: Tiny Tower Bitbook
He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.
He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.
When they get back to Yoda’s hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yoda’s garden.
“Something I have for this.” Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.
Yoda and Luke return to Yoda’s home, where Yoda looks through his bag. He’s used all his forks but one, he discovers.
“That’s ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. “I’ll write us a note reminding us to buy more.”
So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.
He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.
“Master Yoda!” he asks. “What did I do wrong?”
Yoda replies sagely, “A Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a tack!”
I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
Now he can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.
I could not tell if it was 2B or not 2B...
So I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently, and now conducting himself properly.
So I had to ground him. He's doing better currently, and conducting himself properly.
So I had to ground him He’s doing better currently And conducting himself properly...
He's doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
He’s doing better currently and conducting himself properly.
So I had to ground him.
I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently. He’s even conducting himself better. I don’t know watt got into him.
So I had to ground him
He’s doing better currently, and conducting himself properly
So I had to ground her.
She's doing better currently, and now conducting herself properly.
So I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently and he’s conducting himself properly.
so I had to ground him.
I just need some help to get it off the ground
