Chest Hair Puns

I am worried she won’t be able to pull it off.

"I love that you are hairy".

I said, "I'm Ken who the heck is Harry?"

She hit me, she actually hit me for that.

I don’t vax my floors. I don’t vax my chest hair, and I certainly don’t vax my legs.

Chest hair is so damn annoying

Even though we've been out of college for years, my fraternity pledge son and I still get together every week to play some pool. This week, we were discussing werewolves and where they fit in the mythical creature hierarchy.

"Werewolves are obviously the best," he says.

"That makes sense you'd like them," I reply. "You're like halfway one already."

"Oh, is it because of this?" he asks, gesturing toward his hair, his beard, his hairy chest.

"No, cause you're a human when the moon's not full."

I’m really worried she won’t be able to pull it off.

I don’t think she’ll be able to pull it off.

I’m nervous she won’t be able to pull it off.

I don’t think she will be able to pull it off.

I’m worried she won’t be able to pull it off.

I’m nervous she won’t be able to pull it off.