Why do British chess players always win?
Because their queen never dies
Why did the chess player worried towards the end of his meal in a restaurant?
Because the waiter said, "CHECK?"
Why did the lonely chess player go to Czechoslovakia?
Because he wanted a Czech mate!
Why do chess players have so many kids?
Did you hear about the Slovak chess player who finaly found a wife?
What did the Australian chess player say after he finished his meal?
"Can I have the check, mate?"
What do you call a group of chess players talking about their wins in the lobby of their hotel?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
An Australian chess player went into a restaurant and ordered food. After having his food , the waiter asked him "Cash or Credit , Sir?"
Australian chess players would have difficulty playing chess because it'd be very confusing to figure out if it's a check mate or a checkmate.
Posted this on Showerthoughts thought It'd be more appropriate here.
What do chess players from the Czech Republic call their friends?
Towards the end of December, I saw Bobby Fischer and Gary Kasparov in a hotel lobby, both saying they were the better chess player.
That's the best thing about Christmas - chess nuts boasting on an open foyer.
What did the Australian Chess player say about the mouldy bread?
What did the Australian bartender tell the Chess player in the end?
So I was talking to an Australian chess player...
He asked me if my friend was single and I said "You better check-mate"
What's a chess player's favourite starter?
I met some chess players in the hotel lobby. They were bragging about how good they are.
It was Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
What do you call a group of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
What do you call a bunch of Chess players bragging about their games in the hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting on an open foyer.
What do you call a group of chess players bragging about how they won in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
What do Australian waiters, basketball players, and chess players have in common?
What do you call a crowd of chess players bragging about their wins in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
What do you call a bunch of chess players discussing their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer...
What does an Australian chess player say when he finishes his meal?
How does an Australian chess player ask for the bill?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter after eating his meal?
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