Positive affirmations for a patzer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Totalsam
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2021
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Any tips on memorizing basic openings at the patzer level?

When I get badly murked early on, I look at the opening I just failed at and learn a few moves but I'm having real trouble remembering the lines when it's time to play them later on. I'm not looking for advanced theory, just the ability to remember a decent range of ideas for the common openings and be able to maintain those memories over the long term. Any ideas on how to do this?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__-_____-_-__---_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2022
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Da hat jemand wohl zu lange Patzer geschaut und sich den Fehler angeeignet
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AEN34S
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2021
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Should people be allowed to call themselves a patzer even when they aren't?

I think its weird that Gary Chess Jr. calls himself Patzer Gary on all his socials when he is clearly the son of the great Gary Chess and a Super Mega Ultima GM. Why is he trying to pass himself off as one of us?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/no12nobody
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2022
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Patzer entscheidet Sachsenduell... Erzgebirge Aue - Dynamo Dresden Highlights youtube.com/watch?v=nItAk…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TURBOZWERG
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2021
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WTF is up with these patzers who offer draws when they are down points?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHoodieGuy1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2021
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Deutschland 9:0 gegen Liechtenstein, Spanien nach Schweden-Patzer voll auf WM-Kurs - Fußball International derstandard.at/story/2000…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pumuckl4Life
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2021
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Armin Laschet: Neuer Patzer vor Bundestagswahl! Spot lΓΆst Entsetzen aus – β€žCDU – mir fehlen die Worteβ€œ derwesten.de/politik/armi…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GirasoleDE
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2021
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Swift Current physician questions Cypress Hills-Grasslands MP Jeremy Patzer prairiepost.com/opinion/s…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MethoxyEthane
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2021
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Erst Mega-Patzer, dann Traumtor mit Kunstschuss in de Winkel! [1. FSV Mainz 05 – Borussia MΓΆnchengladbach] youtube.com/watch?v=G3Oba…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Druckreif
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2021
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Armin Laschet: Neuer Patzer vor Bundestagswahl! Spot lΓΆst Entsetzen aus – β€žCDU – mir fehlen die Worteβ€œ derwesten.de/politik/armi…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Krokodrillo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2021
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Which ons of u Patzers run this page lol
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dragonsinja
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2021
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Average AnarchyChess Patzer asking Garry Chess a question
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GMCelebi
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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"Letting Money Sit" by Patzer?

This is a long shot, but are there any old timers here that remember Patzer's post on the old forum about Letting Money Sit?

It was linked to often, and I'd like to share it with someone, but I never saved a copy of it before they shut the old forum down.

I can't remember it well enough to restate it as eloquently as he did, but it was eye opening for me.

Anyone have a copy they could share?

ETA: u/nolesrule I think I've seen you around recently and I'm pretty sure you'd remember Patzer. Any chamce?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trixysolver
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2021
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Not only did my opponent not take my hanging bishop, he hung his rook! What a patzer.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PHJ101
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2021
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"Achieve telekinesis or be forever a patzer" -Magnus Carlsen
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oniiiiiiiiiiiiii
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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Dicker Patzer sorgt fΓΌr FΓΌhrung: Karlsruher SC - FC St. Pauli Highlights 2. Bundesliga youtube.com/watch?v=fDcEB…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TjarminLasset
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2021
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Hamiltons Patzer & Reifenthematik: Die F1-Analyse nach Baku youtube.com/watch?v=Arv77…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/terrific_terriers
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2021
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Patzer’s review #50

The 50th book review by Dr Patzer is out now: The Reassess your Chess Workbook

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nietsoj77
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2021
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Voting und DKB - ein weiterer Patzer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustanotherTracer
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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Look at this patzer blundering the queen!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bartoszjd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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Saw the Post from u/saint_ofreddit and thought I Show of mine. It is an partially ex-RΓΆhm dagger from Pack. The special thing is, that the crossguard has the Standarte and the name of the owner (https://de.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harald_Patzer). The Group marking is Ns for Niedersachsen. reddit.com/gallery/lj5leb
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moritzthekiller
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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QUICK 10 OF YOU PATZERS UNJOIN
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hephaestois
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2021
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Expecto Patzer!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BillTheCat24
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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What should be done about weak patzers who cheated online? imgur.com/bG1Ae5G
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πŸ‘€︎ u/edwinkorir
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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KΓΆln ist der Verlierer im Keller - Frankfurts Patzer lΓ€sst Dortmund jubeln kicker.de/koeln-ist-der-v…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/terrific_terriers
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2021
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The early Koopa shell doubling gives me a clear advantage against this patzer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/epicdabber
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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Patzers of r/chess removed my post so I've come to ask bongcloud masters for tips on how to not blunder a winning position
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ouestmafiancee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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Peter Patzer - Sinfonie Nr. 40 [Germany, library, synthpop, classical] (unknown] sweet joke of Maestro youtube.com/watch?v=Z67DN…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mhumnn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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Da wir ja gerade alles posten dΓΌrfen: ich glaube mit dieser deutschen Geburtsurkunde aus der Serie "Orphan Black" stimmt etwas nicht ganz...kennt ihr noch mehr solcher deutschbezogenen Patzer aus Ami-Serien?

https://preview.redd.it/wfsyhqijz8651.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=8ef055e43267ea426db2985c302a86408f1a2af1

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ancient_Presence
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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My patzer opponent left my back rank vulnerable
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DetJohn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2021
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Chances of a patzer vs an elite player?

So you have the world No 15 player Sergey Karjakin, FIDE rated 2765 (Chess.com blitz rating over 3000), playing an adoption match against Nikola Stojsin, who has no FIDE rating (Chess.com blitz rating 1952).

10 games 5+2, one attempt. What are the chances of Nikola to avoid the adoption by Karjakin?

The match will happen on Tuesday, 12pm EST, on Mr. "Too old, too slow" channel

UPD: mathematical solution added

https://preview.redd.it/a5tm29ia20261.jpg?width=812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebfaec97015cfd7f60a7ffa9c413cf677ff031f0

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MissLovaLova
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Little Rumi [Radieschen Patzer]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swiss666
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Patzer friendly! chessmess.co.uk
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lawrencedarcy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2021
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13 Wert auf Empathie, "Ist der GeschichtenerzΓ€hler wirklich blind?" Patzer v.redd.it/5ya615efleb61
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Malkav1806
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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More commentators for patzers

While watching the Magnus Carlsen Invitational finals, yesterday, I found the Chess24 commentators a little hard to follow, so I switched to Ben Finegold and was really appreciating his low-level explanations of what was going on. E.g. what Nakamura was trying to do in the game he won and what moves were probably going to follow given his general strategy. It was super helpful, but I'm sure that stuff was obvious to most of you good players.

Finegold's not everyone's cup of tea, and even though I enjoy him, I do get tired of his repetitive jokes and need a break, occasionally. It would be nice, though, to have more entertaining IMs and GMs who would be willing to commentate matches as they're happening and focus on explaining what's going on for low-level players like me.

Now that I think about it, I'm probably begging Jerry to do more live commentary. His explanations are right at my level.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/11thHourSorrow
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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Losing to patzers be like
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zalambura
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Lmao guess what move my patzer opponent played here, literally any other move is a draw
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kanapka44
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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