When I was younger I had to work in a cheap pizza shop to get by.

I kneaded the dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jgfum
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2021
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Where can you get cheap gas these days?

Taco bell

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πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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I thought I might have a parasite so I sprayed my self with a cheap bug bomb.

Now all I have to show for it is a nervous tick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cigarandcreamsoda
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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Why are skinny jeans like a cheap hotel?

NO BALLROOM!

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πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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My wife said, β€œI don’t really understand the science behind human cloning.”

I said, β€œThat makes two of us.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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Cheap?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/audiereyes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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What’d that cab driver say to the guy getting in his car with a cheap hooker?

Wear two

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobertforApples
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrimeAndGlory
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Cheap Phineas and Ferb pun; I know it sucks you don't need to tell me

Why couldn't Doofenshmirtz do his fractions?
Because Perry got rid of the denom-inator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlurredPrey87
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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My grandma is very cheap .

When she dies, she'll probably walk towards the light and turn it off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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Why don’t cheap men like buying wigs?

Because it would be obvious that have Toupee.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YourAnimateJonnyV
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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My mum bought me a cheap dictionary for my birthday.

I couldn't find the words to thank her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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Shoutout to my peeps working at cheap pizza restaurants

Guess we knead the dough

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deepgreenfoam
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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The cheap, sketchy airline I fly only does red-eyes....

It's a real fly by night operation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whiskylover2121
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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What do designer jeans and cheap hotels have in common?

No ballroom .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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They're gonna sell corn on the cob at the Super Bowl, and it's rumored to be cheap.

Only a...buck an ear?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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What do you call finding cheap eyeballs on the black market

Ideal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dickfingersjr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I've had a cheap hair transplant. It's made from cat hair.

Only trouble is, every time my wife strokes it, I stick my ass in the air.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Every year I'm surprised at how cheap candy canes are...

You'd think they'd be more expensive - they're in mint condition!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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A guy once paid 10,000 Bitcoin for a pizza when it was still cheap...

That pizza shop must be swimming in dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xtrendence
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Pro tip: If you are looking for a cheap way to work out at home, consider using milk jugs as weights.

But be sure to use almond or soy milk, I’ve heard they’re the healthier alternatives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jimothy05
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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While traveling internationally , I purchased a new car made in Prague for pretty cheap...

When I first started it, the Czech engine light came on!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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I had to wait in line for 20 minutes just to buy some really cheap toilet paper

It was a pain in the ass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imkindaspiffy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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I have a tv here I’m selling, going cheap as the volume buttons don’t work

You can’t turn that down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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My cheap noble challenged the election results.

It was a discount viscount recount.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShiftyMcShift
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Today I purchased an inexpensive watering tube.

For some reason, my wife gets upset when I say I bought some cheap hose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quixote-Esque
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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I bought a new hammer for a cheap price

I really nailed it this time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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I told the salesman I was looking for something cheap, manufactured by Ford, and preferably with a retractable roof...

He directed me to the affordable section

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kTim314
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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My father is so cheap...

When we go to bed he unplugs the clocks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ribdunge
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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What do you call a dinosaur that uses cheap toilet paper?

Megasoreass

Thanks! I’ll be here the next two months!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GunslingerMykul
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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My neighbour was a selling a speaker system for just $1. When I asked him why it was so cheap he told me that you cant adjust the sound, the volume is stuck at the loudest setting.

I said "Wow, I cant turn that down"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingSulley
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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What a cheap skate
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brawl_Noob
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Did you hear that Julie Andrews will no longer be supporting cheap lipstick? It crumbles easily and makes her breath smell.

In a quote she said "The super color fragile lipstick gives me halitosis".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yougotyolks
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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What did the expensive water say to the cheap water?

You have no taste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dex248
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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If I was a smart but unscrupulous high school student, I would start a business doing other kids' homework for a nominal fee.

The name of the business? "Nerdy deeds, done dirt cheap"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talbottronious
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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Who knew trying to buy a deer was so cheap

It only cost a buck.. not a lot of doe!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrisonMike1111
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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I like my women like a pile of Lowe’s precut studs:

Cheap, stacked and knotty

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip-off!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chrisj1616
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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Skinny jeans are like a cheap hotel room....

No ballroom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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My mom bought me a cheap dictionary for my birthday.

I couldn't find the words to thank her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RazorDecoy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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What Do You Call A Cheap Circumcision?

A Rip-Off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zniper746
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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Why are tight pants like a cheap hotel?

No ballroom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpecOpsAlpha
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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My mom bought me a cheap dictionary for my birthday

I couldn’t find the words to thank her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cacarrizales
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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What do you call a cheap circumcision

A rip off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D3rpyD0lphin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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