When I was younger I had to work in a cheap pizza shop to get by.
Where can you get cheap gas these days?
I thought I might have a parasite so I sprayed my self with a cheap bug bomb.
Now all I have to show for it is a nervous tick.
Why are skinny jeans like a cheap hotel?
My wife said, “I don’t really understand the science behind human cloning.”
I said, “That makes two of us.”
What’d that cab driver say to the guy getting in his car with a cheap hooker?
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
Cheap Phineas and Ferb pun; I know it sucks you don't need to tell me
Why couldn't Doofenshmirtz do his fractions?
Because Perry got rid of the denom-inator
My grandma is very cheap .
When she dies, she'll probably walk towards the light and turn it off.
Why don’t cheap men like buying wigs?
Because it would be obvious that have Toupee.
My mum bought me a cheap dictionary for my birthday.
I couldn't find the words to thank her.
Shoutout to my peeps working at cheap pizza restaurants
The cheap, sketchy airline I fly only does red-eyes....
It's a real fly by night operation
What do designer jeans and cheap hotels have in common?
They're gonna sell corn on the cob at the Super Bowl, and it's rumored to be cheap.
What do you call finding cheap eyeballs on the black market
I've had a cheap hair transplant. It's made from cat hair.
Only trouble is, every time my wife strokes it, I stick my ass in the air.
Every year I'm surprised at how cheap candy canes are...
You'd think they'd be more expensive - they're in mint condition!
A guy once paid 10,000 Bitcoin for a pizza when it was still cheap...
That pizza shop must be swimming in dough.
Pro tip: If you are looking for a cheap way to work out at home, consider using milk jugs as weights.
But be sure to use almond or soy milk, I’ve heard they’re the healthier alternatives.
While traveling internationally , I purchased a new car made in Prague for pretty cheap...
When I first started it, the Czech engine light came on!
I had to wait in line for 20 minutes just to buy some really cheap toilet paper
I have a tv here I’m selling, going cheap as the volume buttons don’t work
My cheap noble challenged the election results.
It was a discount viscount recount.
Today I purchased an inexpensive watering tube.
For some reason, my wife gets upset when I say I bought some cheap hose.
I bought a new hammer for a cheap price
I really nailed it this time
I told the salesman I was looking for something cheap, manufactured by Ford, and preferably with a retractable roof...
He directed me to the affordable section
My father is so cheap...
When we go to bed he unplugs the clocks.
What do you call a dinosaur that uses cheap toilet paper?
Megasoreass
Thanks! I’ll be here the next two months!
My neighbour was a selling a speaker system for just $1. When I asked him why it was so cheap he told me that you cant adjust the sound, the volume is stuck at the loudest setting.
I said "Wow, I cant turn that down"
Did you hear that Julie Andrews will no longer be supporting cheap lipstick? It crumbles easily and makes her breath smell.
In a quote she said "The super color fragile lipstick gives me halitosis".
What did the expensive water say to the cheap water?
If I was a smart but unscrupulous high school student, I would start a business doing other kids' homework for a nominal fee.
The name of the business?
"Nerdy deeds, done dirt cheap"
Who knew trying to buy a deer was so cheap
It only cost a buck.. not a lot of doe!
I like my women like a pile of Lowe’s precut studs:
Cheap, stacked and knotty
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
Skinny jeans are like a cheap hotel room....
My mom bought me a cheap dictionary for my birthday.
I couldn't find the words to thank her.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
What Do You Call A Cheap Circumcision?
Why are tight pants like a cheap hotel?
My mom bought me a cheap dictionary for my birthday
I couldn’t find the words to thank her.
What do you call a cheap circumcision
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