What’d that cab driver say to the guy getting in his car with a cheap hooker?
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
My mum bought me a cheap dictionary for my birthday.
I couldn't find the words to thank her.
Cheap Phineas and Ferb pun; I know it sucks you don't need to tell me
Why couldn't Doofenshmirtz do his fractions?
Because Perry got rid of the denom-inator
What do designer jeans and cheap hotels have in common?
They're gonna sell corn on the cob at the Super Bowl, and it's rumored to be cheap.
I've had a cheap hair transplant. It's made from cat hair.
Only trouble is, every time my wife strokes it, I stick my ass in the air.
What do you call finding cheap eyeballs on the black market
Pro tip: If you are looking for a cheap way to work out at home, consider using milk jugs as weights.
But be sure to use almond or soy milk, I’ve heard they’re the healthier alternatives.
While traveling internationally , I purchased a new car made in Prague for pretty cheap...
When I first started it, the Czech engine light came on!
A guy once paid 10,000 Bitcoin for a pizza when it was still cheap...
That pizza shop must be swimming in dough.
Every year I'm surprised at how cheap candy canes are...
You'd think they'd be more expensive - they're in mint condition!
I had to wait in line for 20 minutes just to buy some really cheap toilet paper
I have a tv here I’m selling, going cheap as the volume buttons don’t work
My cheap noble challenged the election results.
It was a discount viscount recount.
I bought a new hammer for a cheap price
I really nailed it this time
I told the salesman I was looking for something cheap, manufactured by Ford, and preferably with a retractable roof...
He directed me to the affordable section
My father is so cheap...
When we go to bed he unplugs the clocks.
My neighbour was a selling a speaker system for just $1. When I asked him why it was so cheap he told me that you cant adjust the sound, the volume is stuck at the loudest setting.
I said "Wow, I cant turn that down"
What do you call a dinosaur that uses cheap toilet paper?
Megasoreass
Thanks! I’ll be here the next two months!
What did the expensive water say to the cheap water?
Did you hear that Julie Andrews will no longer be supporting cheap lipstick? It crumbles easily and makes her breath smell.
In a quote she said "The super color fragile lipstick gives me halitosis".
Who knew trying to buy a deer was so cheap
It only cost a buck.. not a lot of doe!
Why are tight pants like a cheap hotel?
I’m addicted to ordering cheap body sprays from other countries because of the smell.
I love foreign axe scents.
I've created a simple and cheap period tracker
Our pet duck keeps biting everyone, so I bought a cheap muzzle for it.
Nothing flashy, but it fits the bill.
Dad was too cheap to buy weed killer, so he made us kids jump on weeds to control them. He always told me:
Only you can stamp out domestic violets.
Cheap contrived puns about mushrooms are nearly always in spore taste
That's why they are so cheap
My dealer deals marijuana really cheap.
When it comes to bags, it's a dollar for twenty.
Arthur the Assassin indicted for a cheap triple murder at local grocery store.
Headline: "Artie chokes three for a dollar at the A&P."
My dad is so cheap...
...that when he dies, he'll walk toward the light and turn it off.
What do you call a Ford that is cheap?
I found a sword I could buy for really cheap
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
My mom bought me a cheap dictionary for my birthday.
I couldn't find the words to thank her.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
My mom bought me a cheap dictionary for my birthday
I couldn’t find the words to thank her.
What Do You Call A Cheap Circumcision?
What do you call a cheap circumcision
What do you call a cheap circumcision A rip-off.
My mom bought me a cheap dictionary for my birthday.
I couldn't find the words to thank her.
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
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