What’d that cab driver say to the guy getting in his car with a cheap hooker?

Wear two

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobertforApples
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrimeAndGlory
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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My mum bought me a cheap dictionary for my birthday.

I couldn't find the words to thank her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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Cheap Phineas and Ferb pun; I know it sucks you don't need to tell me

Why couldn't Doofenshmirtz do his fractions?
Because Perry got rid of the denom-inator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlurredPrey87
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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What do designer jeans and cheap hotels have in common?

No ballroom .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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They're gonna sell corn on the cob at the Super Bowl, and it's rumored to be cheap.

Only a...buck an ear?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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I've had a cheap hair transplant. It's made from cat hair.

Only trouble is, every time my wife strokes it, I stick my ass in the air.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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What do you call finding cheap eyeballs on the black market

Ideal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dickfingersjr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Pro tip: If you are looking for a cheap way to work out at home, consider using milk jugs as weights.

But be sure to use almond or soy milk, I’ve heard they’re the healthier alternatives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jimothy05
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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While traveling internationally , I purchased a new car made in Prague for pretty cheap...

When I first started it, the Czech engine light came on!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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A guy once paid 10,000 Bitcoin for a pizza when it was still cheap...

That pizza shop must be swimming in dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xtrendence
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Every year I'm surprised at how cheap candy canes are...

You'd think they'd be more expensive - they're in mint condition!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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I had to wait in line for 20 minutes just to buy some really cheap toilet paper

It was a pain in the ass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imkindaspiffy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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I have a tv here I’m selling, going cheap as the volume buttons don’t work

You can’t turn that down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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My cheap noble challenged the election results.

It was a discount viscount recount.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShiftyMcShift
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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I bought a new hammer for a cheap price

I really nailed it this time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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I told the salesman I was looking for something cheap, manufactured by Ford, and preferably with a retractable roof...

He directed me to the affordable section

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kTim314
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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My father is so cheap...

When we go to bed he unplugs the clocks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ribdunge
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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My neighbour was a selling a speaker system for just $1. When I asked him why it was so cheap he told me that you cant adjust the sound, the volume is stuck at the loudest setting.

I said "Wow, I cant turn that down"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingSulley
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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What do you call a dinosaur that uses cheap toilet paper?

Megasoreass

Thanks! I’ll be here the next two months!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GunslingerMykul
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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What did the expensive water say to the cheap water?

You have no taste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dex248
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Did you hear that Julie Andrews will no longer be supporting cheap lipstick? It crumbles easily and makes her breath smell.

In a quote she said "The super color fragile lipstick gives me halitosis".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yougotyolks
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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What a cheap skate
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brawl_Noob
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Who knew trying to buy a deer was so cheap

It only cost a buck.. not a lot of doe!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrisonMike1111
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Why are tight pants like a cheap hotel?

No ballroom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpecOpsAlpha
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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I’m addicted to ordering cheap body sprays from other countries because of the smell.

I love foreign axe scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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I've created a simple and cheap period tracker

There it is -> .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JawnsDoesReddit
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Our pet duck keeps biting everyone, so I bought a cheap muzzle for it.

Nothing flashy, but it fits the bill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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Dad was too cheap to buy weed killer, so he made us kids jump on weeds to control them. He always told me:

Only you can stamp out domestic violets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2020
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Cheap contrived puns about mushrooms are nearly always in spore taste
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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That's why they are so cheap
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kacsaminator
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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My dealer deals marijuana really cheap.

When it comes to bags, it's a dollar for twenty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnnyZillion
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Arthur the Assassin indicted for a cheap triple murder at local grocery store.

Headline: "Artie chokes three for a dollar at the A&P."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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My dad is so cheap...

...that when he dies, he'll walk toward the light and turn it off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukethelogician
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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What do you call a Ford that is cheap?

Af"FORD"able

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FireDetection101
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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I found a sword I could buy for really cheap

It was a steel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCistheguy4ME
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip-off!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chrisj1616
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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My mom bought me a cheap dictionary for my birthday.

I couldn't find the words to thank her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RazorDecoy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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My mom bought me a cheap dictionary for my birthday

I couldn’t find the words to thank her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cacarrizales
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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What Do You Call A Cheap Circumcision?

A Rip-Off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zniper746
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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What do you call a cheap circumcision

A rip off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D3rpyD0lphin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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What do you call a cheap circumcision A rip-off.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gdrhvddfh
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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My mom bought me a cheap dictionary for my birthday.

I couldn't find the words to thank her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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What do you call a cheap circumcision?

a rip-off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seegerts86
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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