What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?
What did one nut say while chasing the other nut?
A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes.
Wtf??? My dogs don't even own bikes
I was walking down the street after leaving the pharmacy and noticed a casket was chasing me. Well all I had was a bottle off cough syrup so I threw it at the casket...
...and then the coffin stopped.
I dreamt I was chasing a car all night
Today I got complaints about my dog chasing people on a bike
I immediately took away his bike
My dog has a problem with chasing people on bicycles.
It's gotten so bad that I had to take his bike away.
Owner: The neighbours say you’ve been chasing people on bicycles!
Dog: They’re lying, I don’t even have a bicycle! 🐕 🚲
I saw the police chasing a guy down the street, who'd just stolen an inexpensive board game......
It was a real trivial pursuit
I saw two policemen chasing a person who had just stolen a board game of little value.
It was a really trivial pursuit.
A policeman came to my house yesterday, said he saw my dog chasing some kid on a bike.
Told him there’s no way, my dog doesn’t even know how to ride a bike.
My dad likes to sit in his front yard chasing kids off his property...
...Like some Lawn Enforcement Officer.
If Spiderman suddenly runs out of web when he's chasing bad guys, what is he called?
What did the nut say when he was chasing the other nut? 🥜
“I’m going to cashew!!”
my dad actually sent this in the family group chat, had to share even if it’s an old joke
A police officer was chasing a murderer named Ed
Ed had been running for a while and wouldn't have the endrurance to run for much longer. The officer realised this and yelled: Stop! You have to get arrested!"
How do you outrun a horse, tiger, lion, and elephant that are chasing you?
Get your drunk ass off of the merry-go-round.
Yesterday me and my friend were chasing on discord,then someone in the server posted a slightly dirty meme. So my friend said "Improvise. Adapt. Overcum" which fits the meme well.. so I said "Cumon, you beat meato tits"
My friend phoned me. 'I just stole some goatskin,' he said breathlessly, 'and now the police are chasing me. What should I do?'
I said, 'Hide?'
He said, 'Yes, that's what goatskin is.'
This rooster was chasing a hen, clearly meaning business. But as it passed the kitchen grandma was throwing out some breadcrumbs and so it suddenly lost interest and started pecking away.
Upon which grandpa said, "Son, pray for me, that I never get that hungry!"
A police officer told me that my dog was chasing a man on a bicycle. I told him that’s impossible.
Saw this poor dog chasing his tail .. I asked him why?
He said with out a pause “ to make ends meet “
What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nuts?
When the police were chasing me I only just got away by firing myself out of a bow...
I tell you, it was a narrow escape.
Ten elephants are chasing you. What time is it?
What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?
A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.
That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes
What did the nut say when chasing the other nut?
A policeman just knocked on my door and said my dogs were chasing people on bikes.
My dogs don't even own bikes
What did one nut say when chasing the other nut?
What did one nut say to another nut while chasing him?
What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?
What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?
A cop just knocked on my door and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes
I told him, "That's impossible. My dogs don't even own bikes."
What did the nut said while chasing the other nut?
What did the nut say when he was chasing the other nut?
What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut
What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?
What did one nut say while chasing the other?
What did the nut say to another nut that it was chasing?
What did one nut say while chasing after another?
What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?
While chasing the other peanut
He said “I’m going to cashew.”
Police were just at my house. Tried to tell me my dog was chasing a kid on a bike.
I just closed the door because my dog doesn’t even have a bike.
The police came to my door and told me my dogs were chasing people on bikes
My dogs don't even have bikes
What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?
What did the nut say when it was chasing the other nut?
What did one nut say when it was chasing the other nut?
What did the nut say while chasing another nut?
The police came to my door this morning to tell me my dogs had been chasing people on bikes.
My dogs don’t even own bikes!
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