Chaperones Puns

A list of puns related to "Chaperones"

What did the teenager order at the sushi restaurant when her dad insisted on being chaperone on her date?

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👤︎ u/explosivelydehiscent
📅︎ Jan 12 2019
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Clark Kent never needed a chaperone on field trips as a kid

Because he already had super vision.

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👤︎ u/Kopextacy
📅︎ Sep 04 2018
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When your mum accompanies you and your date to prom, she’s a chaperone

When your dad tags along as well, he’s a chapertwo.

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👤︎ u/hamsters_paradise
📅︎ Jun 25 2018
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My friends dad was a chaperone on a field trip in middle school and someone asked him for sun screen.

He then replied. "It's only spf 15, but if you put it on 3 times it's like spf 45."

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👤︎ u/buellster92
📅︎ Sep 16 2013
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Make all the dam jokes you want

I'm a chaperone for my wife's (5th grade teacher) trip to a local dam...

W: I can't get a hold of the people at the dam to remind them we're coming today.

Me: They're probably backed up.

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👤︎ u/skermy
📅︎ Jun 02 2015
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Clark Kent never needed a chaperone on field trips as a kid

because he already had super vision.

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👤︎ u/Kopextacy
📅︎ Jul 08 2016
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Superman never needed a chaperone on field trips as a kid because he already had super vision.
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👤︎ u/Kopextacy
📅︎ Jul 17 2017
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