Did you know that Jehovah's Witnesses don’t celebrate Halloween?
Apparently they don’t like people knocking on their doors.
If you couldn't celebrate 4/20 yesterday, you can celebrate it tomorrow instead.
Did you know that there's a whole religion of people that celebrate Pi day?
Where did the car thieves go to celebrate after a successful robbery?
How do you celebrate orange drink that doesn't expire?
We can’t celebrate New Years because then...
People who celebrate Valentine’s Day are stupid
People who celebrate post Valentine’s Day are smart because you get more bang for your buck.
Where did the keys on a computer keyboard went to celebrate new years eve
Which kind of Swiss cheese always celebrates its birthday?
I went to the candle store to celebrate my cake day...
They were having a blowout sale.
My friend asked what I was doing to celebrate my cake day.
I sat silently because I had no re-torte
A pirate wanted to celebrate his captain’s birthday, so he bought a large quantity of balloons while ashore. Back on the ship, he walked over to hand the balloons to the captain, but he tripped and most of them floated away. The captain said, “Arrr! That was a costly mistake...”
“We lost a lot of doubloons.”
My wife’s 32 today but I’m only allowed to celebrate my wife’s birthday for half a minute
After all it is her thirty second birthday
How do pickles celebrate their cake day?
After my son’s team won the soccer tournament, their goalkeeper invited both of us to a party to celebrate.
It was the father, son, and the goalie host.
To celebrate my cake day, I thought I'd give you all a pun.
What is a cat's favorite way to celebrate?
I think when this pandemic is over with, we need to have a day to celebrate truckers, for keeping the country running throughout all this. Maybe October 4th?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day ?
They're very scentimental
I was always told to we should celebrate our mistakes
I guess that's why my mum throws me a birthday party every year
To celebrate Bundesliga return tonight!!
The town I’m from just completed dredging a new river that’s going to make travel a lot easier. They’re having a feast to celebrate! It’s going to be called...
Today is a day to celebrate motherfuckers.
My daughter: I'm turning 32 next week so I want to celebrate in a big way
Me: Okay but don't get your hopes up we're only going to celebrate for half a minute.
She: What? Why?
Me: Because it's your thirty-second birthday
Once a year I celebrate getting a sleeping place all to myself.
What holiday do we celebrate in May to remember all the mothers we lost in the past year?
A want to have a party to celebrate our solar system.
I just have to planet first.
Jehovahs witnesses don’t celebrate halloween
I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming to their door
They celebrate the trials and tribulations of the inventors of Kotex today during Women's History Month!
It's a rags to riches story
I asked my wife if she'd like a new Diamond Ring to celebrate our Anniversary
"Nothing would make me happier!" She replied
- So I got her nothing
I was all set to celebrate my promotion at work when my son came home and said he was voted king of his class...
He really reigned on my parade.
I really wish I had made a pun about how we celebrate New Years Eve in Times Square.
I really dropped the ball on that one.
I don’t understand why people celebrate pi day
I had a math test and the bouns question was to put down the first three numbers of Pi to celebrate Pi day.
I guess i would rate this day a 22/7.
Why are Americans so slow to celebrate 07.04.
I mean, it was the 7th of April months ago...
Just realized why we celebrate Pride month in the summer.
Because pride cometh before the Fall.
To celebrate our wedding, my wife and I opened a few bottles from my late grandfather’s whiskey collection.
That way, he could be there in spirit.
To celebrate Star Wars we baked some "Wookie Cookies".
They were a little on the Chewy side.
Jehovah’s Witness don’t celebrate Halloween
I guess they don’t appreciate random strangers knocking on their doors
I got to celebrate my birthday for half a minute today!
It's my thirty second birthday.
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