Catholicize Puns

A list of puns related to "Catholicize"

Hear about Muslim that divorced himself from Islam by converting to Catholicism? He paid his tithe to the local Mosque

...as Allah Money

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👤︎ u/GEEZusChristman
📅︎ Apr 29 2019
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If anyone on Facebook posts “He has risen”

Remind them to use the [spoiler] tag. Some of us haven’t read the book.

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👤︎ u/justainsel
📅︎ Apr 21 2019
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My girlfriend asked me how to convert a document to PDF...

But I’ve never heard of that religion before.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Sep 25 2019
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What religion do cats follow?

CATholicism

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👤︎ u/guntanis
📅︎ Dec 27 2017
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Similarity Between Religions

My Calculus Professor dad joked us the other day by saying.

"There is not much difference between Judaism and Catholicism, one has wandering Jews and the other has Roman Catholics."

The whole class groaned.

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👤︎ u/zwind
📅︎ Jun 04 2014
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