A list of puns related to "Catheters"
Urethra Franklin
When I woke up, I was pissed
*After somewhat making a fool of myself while out for dinner"
> My mum: "There's so many ways you can take the piss outta Ben."
> Me: "Yeah, like with a Catheter."
Giggles and groans ensue.
She said, "Be careful, I just had a catheter put in."
"Yes ma'am, I'll be genital."
While emptying someone's catheter bag he says 'are you taking the piss'
We were discussing a new RN who had sent a urine sample from the Foley catheter pilot balloon instead of the catheter itself.
Our educator said, "She didn't seem to get it. She wasn't bothered at all."
I said, "You don't think she understood the specific gravity of the situation?"
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