It's a visual one http://i.imgur.com/GGFgAtd.jpg
He managed to run a full cycle before the cops got into his house. Now theyβbe got no choice but to let him goβ¦ turns out the moneyβs clean
Today we have no Cash, no Hope, and no Jobs!
It says press 1 for the money or 2 for the show
I feel much better now that my money is offshore
They're all valid trans actions
I think I've achieved Hurt immunity.
Poorigami.
His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the ancient world.
Desperate, he went to Croesus the pawnbroker to ask for a loan. Croesus said, βIβll give you 100,000 dinars for it.β βBut I paid a million dinars for it,β the King protested. βDonβt you know who I am? I am the king!β
Croesus replied, βWhen you wish to pawn a Star, makes no difference who you are.β
Got any tips you can share?
It was soda pressing.
He put a pistol to my head and yelled, "Don't do anything smart."
"Um," I stuttered. "Sure...OK."
"Open the cash register!" he yelled.
"I don't know how to."
He said, "Don't be dumb."
I said, "Fucking hell, make your mind up."
It's a POS device
The bitter, better-batter bought her butter!
if you haven't botany.
She said "Sorry, we only take cash or card."
It was a mist opportunity.
Because he couldnβt liquidate any assets.
Oh? You thought it was because he was short-handed? Wow. Thatβs what you get for assuming.
((My wife gets annoyed because when I ask a lighthearted question I always multiple replies ready to go; so, if she gets it right the first time I just redirect with a different reply. Keepinβ her on her toes!))
Rich exclaimed, "I want lots of money!"
I told them we only accept cash.
Stop spending too much cash on unnecessary things! Our finances is going down the drain!
She was checking me out!
The kid behind the counter said, sorry we only take cash or credit cards
In Las Vegas there are more Catholic churches than casinos? Not surprisingly, many Sunday worshippers will give casino chips instead of cash when the offering plate is passed around. Since the churches get chips from so many different casinos, they have devised a way to collect the offerings. They send all their collected chips to a nearby Franciscan monastery for sorting, and then the chips are taken to the casinos of origin and cashed in. This is done by the chip monks.
I just can't think of one atm
Now I have ten ants.
ATM
But why is only Bitcoin served? Despite being flush with cash, US$ collapses before placing his order.
Big Farmer
It folded
He made a lovely job of the landing.
For Pete's sake, I guess he wants me to pay for it myself!
Background: My family was at the lake today. The lake was a little choppy today so when we went on the boat we hit one really big wave where the front end of the boat came crashing down hard. My nephew (7) just happened to be sitting on a cup holder and it hurt his butt when we landed.
We got back to the house and my nephew said...
Nephew: my butt hurts. I think its broken.
Me: did I ever tell you about the time I broke my butt?
Nephew: no. Is it still broken?
Me: yeah. Thereβs a big crack in it still.
He didnβt get it. But all the other adults laughed/rolled their eyes. Stupid joke I know, but I donβt care.
Because they never know when a bit of extra dough might be kneaded!
When he got there, a woman extended her hand.
"Good afternoon, sir," she said. "My name is Patricia Wack. How may I help you today?"
Kermit replied, "Hi-ho, Patricia! I'm Kermit the Frog, and I would like to borrow some money."
They walked over to her desk and sat down.
"Certainly, Mr. Frog--"
"Oh, just call me Kermit."
"Okay... Kermit. How much money would you like to borrow?"
"Ten thousand dollars."
Mildly surprised, Ms. Wack looked intently at Kermit.
"Do you have any references?"
"Well, I suppose I could use my father, Keith Richards."
Ms. Wack froze for a second, then...
"THE Keith Richards?"
"Oh, yes. In fact, he told me he's friends with your manager, which is why I came in here."
"Okay... Do you have any collateral?"
"Excuse me?"
"Collateral. Something of value, like a car, or a boat..."
"Oh, yes! I do have something. I have this."
Kermit reached into his briefcase and placed a small figurine on the desk. Patricia looked curiously at the object, then at our amphibious friend.
"What's this?"
"It's a Hummel."
"A what?"
"A Hummel. They're supposed to be quite valuable. Well, at least this one is to me."
She picked up the Hummel and stood up.
"If you don't mind, I would like to show this to the manager."
"Oh, no! I don't mind at all!"
So, Patricia took the Hummel to the manager's office, knocked on the door, and walked inside.
"Patricia! What can I do for you?"
"Mr. Wilson, there's this... frog named Kermit at my desk, and he wants to borrow $10,000, but he has only this for collateral."
Mr. Wilson looked at the Hummel, then out to her desk.
"I don't see anything out of order here."
"But, Mr. Wilson--"
"Look, it's a knick-knack, Patty Wack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
I told her he is my small arms dealer.
The Czech Republic
A harmoney
Cold hard cash
It will be a very sad day when Kevin Bacon dies.
Sorry madam we only take cash
They said βSorry, cash only.β
He did a lovely job of the landing.
...a POS?
