A list of puns related to "Cash In"
The bitter, better-batter bought her butter!
ATM
Now I have ten ants.
He did a lovely job of the landing.
Background: My family was at the lake today. The lake was a little choppy today so when we went on the boat we hit one really big wave where the front end of the boat came crashing down hard. My nephew (7) just happened to be sitting on a cup holder and it hurt his butt when we landed.
We got back to the house and my nephew said...
Nephew: my butt hurts. I think its broken.
Me: did I ever tell you about the time I broke my butt?
Nephew: no. Is it still broken?
Me: yeah. Thereβs a big crack in it still.
He didnβt get it. But all the other adults laughed/rolled their eyes. Stupid joke I know, but I donβt care.
He gave me counter fit money.
In the end he was just throwing money down the drain.
Wouldn't that be 'money laundering'?
She commented, "that's an odd amount." I told her for being a math honors student, I would think she'd recognize that 46 is an even number.
She rated my comment a 6 out of 10 on the Dad joke scale.
It'll be called Soup or Hero.
The celery was unacceptable.
Just in case
Guest: "What's your secret?"
Cash: "We go in the yard"
He takes the bill, holds it up to the light, and asks the cashier if it looks alright because he just printed it this morning.
Turns out, he had laundered the money
They all use Czechs.
Me: Baby you know you're a criminal now? Her: What? Why? Me: For money laundering...
Her: Go make sure the door is locked
It cost me an arm and a leg.
and I notice these big 200 pack containers of Tic Tacs, so I point them out to my dad and say "look, that is intense."
And my dad says back, "That's not intense, that's on a shelf!"
I hope I don't get in trouble for money laundering
He made a lovely job of the landing.
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