Cop," Where's your passenger?"
Me, "Due to Social Distancing, he's in the car right behind me."
"These are the carpool tunnels."
Cuz he likes to take a route that goes through this LONG tunnel
And I have carpool tunnel syndrome
...just might fix this dang traffic problem we're having
The Bible says they were of one Accord.
We were diagnosed with carpool tunnel syndrome
They ended up with Carpool Chunnel Syndrome.
I'm afraid of carpool tunnel
Carpool Tunnel
Carpool tunnel.
"Yeah, we took that one home the other day..."
My dad: "NO YOU DIDN'T! There's no way it would fit in your car!"
Dad: At least we dont have to take the battery tunnel to get to school. Me: Why? Dad: Because then we'd have carpool tunnel syndrome.
He is now the taxidriver known as Carpool.
"You know, if they cover the carpool lane it would be a carpool tunnel."
Thanks dad!
I think I'm getting carpel tunnel.
Carpool tunnel
I always thought they were going to hit me, not that they were going to destroy the housing market 20 years later.
I call it Carpool Tunnel
He had carpool tunnel syndrome.
Doctor says I have carpool tunnel syndrome.
Doc said it's Carpool Tunnel Syndrome
I think it's carpool tunnel syndrome.
I must have carpool-tunnels syndrome
Medical experts have named it "carpool tonal syndrome".
He kept using the carpool tunnel!
My doctor says I have carpool tunnel syndrome.
I think I have carpool tunnel syndrome.
I think she has carpool tunnel syndrome.
Another case of Carpool Tunnel Syndrome
Pretty sure it's carpool tunnel syndrome
We were on the road, and she was complaining about having sore hands.
Me: Do you think your hands are sore because all you've done today is drive us all places?
Wife: Yeah - too much time gripping this steering wheel.
Me: Oh, that's carpool tunnel syndrome.
It was a case of carpool tunnel.
I went to the doctor's today. He asked what he could do for me. I told him that the other day my colleague was driving me to work to save on fuel while simultaneously saving the planet. and while we were passing through a mountain I all of a sudden felt a sharp pain in my wrists. Turns out I have carpool tunnel syndrome.
Had the 3 kids in the back of the car while we were on the freeway in the carpool lane. As we entered a tunnel I started screaming and as we exited the tunnel I stopped. The kids all stared at me and I very calmly explained that I had carpool tunnel syndrome. Lots of rolling eyes after that.
Dad: Hey son, isn't your friend Jeff dyslexic?
Me: Yessir
Dad: And you go to church with him?
Me: Yeah we carpool, his grandma drives us.
Dad: So he's Christian, and he's dyslexic?
Me: Dad, what's your point?
Dad: I just wanna know, does that mean he believes in Dog?
And he thought is was the funniest damn thing ever. Fond memories though.
