Carpool Puns

A list of puns related to "Carpool"

Carpool
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👤︎ u/originalbigdickmcgee
📅︎ Jul 18 2020
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An old man was driving his carpool through a tunnel and he said,

"These are the carpool tunnels."

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👤︎ u/XPSU
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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A friend wants to carpool with me to work, but I'm scared

Cuz he likes to take a route that goes through this LONG tunnel

And I have carpool tunnel syndrome

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Sep 25 2020
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Carpool Tunnel

...just might fix this dang traffic problem we're having

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👤︎ u/MyLatestInvention
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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Pretty sure that's not how you carpool.
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👤︎ u/Invalleria
📅︎ Jun 28 2019
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nice carpool
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👤︎ u/ArtzyPartzy
📅︎ Jun 04 2019
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When I'm driving through tunnels, I don't like using the carpool lane...

I'm afraid of carpool tunnel

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👤︎ u/Salbabida_Boy
📅︎ Oct 24 2018
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Carpool to work
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👤︎ u/GuluOne
📅︎ Nov 18 2014
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Just hanging out at the carpool [X-post /r/gifs]
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👤︎ u/thorolfhammer
📅︎ Jul 11 2014
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Driving to work (we carpool sometimes) on the interstate, I point at the old US hwy bridge...

"Yeah, we took that one home the other day..."

My dad: "NO YOU DIDN'T! There's no way it would fit in your car!"

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👤︎ u/frodohaskids
📅︎ Mar 27 2015
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We were discussing the carpool a few years ago and there was heavy traffic on every single route we normally take.

Dad: At least we dont have to take the battery tunnel to get to school. Me: Why? Dad: Because then we'd have carpool tunnel syndrome.

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👤︎ u/treyisajedi93
📅︎ Sep 17 2013
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Driving next to a carpool lane with my dad as passenger.

"You know, if they cover the carpool lane it would be a carpool tunnel."

Thanks dad!

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👤︎ u/HiddenA
📅︎ Nov 22 2013
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Driving in the carpool lane kind of makes my wrists sore...

I think I'm getting carpel tunnel.

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👤︎ u/slumber42
📅︎ Oct 16 2013
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Finally figured out what carpooling is
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👤︎ u/McSquiddleton
📅︎ Nov 26 2018
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Taken for a ride
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👤︎ u/Kelly240361
📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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Did you know the biblical apostles carpooled around in a Honda?

The Bible says they were of one Accord.

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👤︎ u/JasonTie
📅︎ Dec 10 2018
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My co-workers and I would suffer from wrist pain when we would drive through a mountain on our way to work together

We were diagnosed with carpool tunnel syndrome

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👤︎ u/I_Only_Have_One_Hand
📅︎ Jan 23 2021
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Did you hear about the guys who commuted between London and Paris every day?

They ended up with Carpool Chunnel Syndrome.

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👤︎ u/ChineseHampsterOvary
📅︎ Jan 04 2021
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Brings carpooling to a new level
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👤︎ u/Matt15A
📅︎ Nov 17 2018
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What do you call a bunch of people in a car driving through a big tube?

Carpool Tunnel

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👤︎ u/TimeRocker
📅︎ Dec 23 2020
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Where is the worst place to drive when your wrist hurts?

Carpool tunnel.

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👤︎ u/cheelay_
📅︎ Nov 12 2020
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Wade Wilson changed profession and got a new nickname:

He is now the taxidriver known as Carpool.

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👤︎ u/midy-dk
📅︎ Sep 11 2020
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Pretty sure I've seen this here before but I found this on r/comedycemetery
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👤︎ u/WorldStingRay64
📅︎ Feb 26 2020
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Where do vehicles swim?

The carpool.

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👤︎ u/Hibus_2vy
📅︎ Jun 21 2020
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What do you call the ride sharing lanes that cut through the mountains?

Carpool tunnel

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👤︎ u/Pure_evil1979
📅︎ Jul 25 2020
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Do you remember when you were a kid and whenever you cried, your parents would say, “I’ll give you a reason to cry!"

I always thought they were going to hit me, not that they were going to destroy the housing market 20 years later.

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👤︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
📅︎ May 01 2019
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A revolutionary new way of cutting carbon emissions, shortcuts under hills that can only be used by cars with more than 2 occupants

I call it Carpool Tunnel

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👤︎ u/Raymonator88
📅︎ Feb 28 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who drove through the mountain with multiple people in his car?

He had carpool tunnel syndrome.

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👤︎ u/CMoy1980
📅︎ Jan 12 2020
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I freak out when I go through a tunnel, but only when someone else is driving.

Doctor says I have carpool tunnel syndrome.

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👤︎ u/frinxo
📅︎ Nov 07 2019
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I have a fear of driving through tunnels with multiple people in the car

Doc said it's Carpool Tunnel Syndrome

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👤︎ u/andrewmathman17
📅︎ Jul 29 2019
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My wrists hurt whenever I drive to work with my co-workers and we go through a tunnel.

I think it's carpool tunnel syndrome.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Oct 18 2019
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I can’t help but find myself in the HOV lane while going the the underpass...

I must have carpool-tunnels syndrome

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👤︎ u/coldrainandsnow13
📅︎ Oct 04 2019
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A disease has been discovered where musicians temporarily lost their ability to tell which notes are which when sharing an automobile with a stranger.

Medical experts have named it "carpool tonal syndrome".

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👤︎ u/thefizzynator
📅︎ Mar 19 2016
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How did the driver end up with sore wrists?

He kept using the carpool tunnel!

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👤︎ u/EroniusJoe
📅︎ Jul 19 2019
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I have a fear of being in a crowded vehicle and going through underground passages

My doctor says I have carpool tunnel syndrome.

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👤︎ u/salawm
📅︎ May 26 2019
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My wrist feels like an underground road for vehicles with multiple passengers.

I think I have carpool tunnel syndrome.

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👤︎ u/bubblebathaccident
📅︎ May 12 2018
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My wife's wrists always hurt after she goes driving underground with her friends...

I think she has carpool tunnel syndrome.

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👤︎ u/carrotbosco
📅︎ Feb 05 2019
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When shared commuters suffer transiting underground shortcuts

Another case of Carpool Tunnel Syndrome

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👤︎ u/LateralRodin
📅︎ Jul 31 2018
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My fingers always go numb on the ride into work

Pretty sure it's carpool tunnel syndrome

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👤︎ u/bjamin
📅︎ Sep 15 2018
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Drove my wife to the edge with this one

We were on the road, and she was complaining about having sore hands.

Me: Do you think your hands are sore because all you've done today is drive us all places?

Wife: Yeah - too much time gripping this steering wheel.

Me: Oh, that's carpool tunnel syndrome.

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👤︎ u/ign1fy
📅︎ Jul 31 2016
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Three typists are in the same car going under a mountain.

It was a case of carpool tunnel.

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👤︎ u/InfiniteCows
📅︎ Nov 09 2017
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Doctor's diagnosis

I went to the doctor's today. He asked what he could do for me. I told him that the other day my colleague was driving me to work to save on fuel while simultaneously saving the planet. and while we were passing through a mountain I all of a sudden felt a sharp pain in my wrists. Turns out I have carpool tunnel syndrome.

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👤︎ u/neusbal
📅︎ Sep 10 2016
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Here comes the tunnel.

Had the 3 kids in the back of the car while we were on the freeway in the carpool lane. As we entered a tunnel I started screaming and as we exited the tunnel I stopped. The kids all stared at me and I very calmly explained that I had carpool tunnel syndrome. Lots of rolling eyes after that.

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👤︎ u/loomdog1
📅︎ Oct 21 2015
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he over-repeated it so much

Dad: Hey son, isn't your friend Jeff dyslexic?

Me: Yessir

Dad: And you go to church with him?

Me: Yeah we carpool, his grandma drives us.

Dad: So he's Christian, and he's dyslexic?

Me: Dad, what's your point?

Dad: I just wanna know, does that mean he believes in Dog?

And he thought is was the funniest damn thing ever. Fond memories though.

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👤︎ u/joeandstuff
📅︎ Aug 30 2013
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I've been sharing a ride to work and whenever we drive underground, my wrist hurts.

Doctor says it's carpool tunnel.

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👤︎ u/edhere
📅︎ Aug 16 2017
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Cow jokes

My carpool buddy was hitting me with these on the way to work today.

"What car do classy cows drive? "

  • Cowdillacs

"What cars do redneck cows drive?"

  • Cowmaros and Moostangs. I added that they are also a fan of COWl induction.

"Who's the longest standing baseball player?"

  • Cowl Ripken

"Have you heard of the famous bovine biologist, Jaques Cowsteau?"

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👤︎ u/makaimashava
📅︎ Mar 28 2014
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