Mewber
Looks like we're about to find out, once and for all, what comes first!
But I have nothing to chauffeur it.
Apparently they didn't like it when I went the extra mile.
I guess I was the pile driver
He worked 3 weeks and nothing to chauffeur it.
He said to pho-get it.
I really hope his driving doesn't get me into a pickle
They dont want to call for A-CAB.
Because they don't even Lyft
I caught it, handed it back to her and she popped it in and said thank you. I didn't know what else to say...
So, we rode in silence for the rest of the trip until we got to the bar. When we arrived at the bar, she turned and asked if she could have my number. I was flattered because she was so pretty, but I told her I was happily engaged.
She smiled at me and said, "That's a shame, you really caught my eye."
I gave the driver one star. He drove my parents to divorce.
She drove me to drink.
Γber
One's a tax evader, the other is a taxi Vader
To which I replied: βtell me about it. Iβve been with her for 20 years.β
Driver: "So Resetspls, if I ask you how many seconds are in a year, with out your phone or any calculator, could you tell me
"Honestly no."
Driver: "12"
"Uhhhh...."
Driver: "Can I do the math"
"Of course, please"
Driver: " January 2nd, February 2nd...."
I said, βPlease turn left.β
Theyβre always trying to pick me up..
His ride is 9 bucks.
They drive all their customers away.
All I said was, "thanks for the lyft"
You can only Lyft your spirits.
He said, "OK. You're an Uber."
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
...
"Bison."
Because he Lyft's.
Driving them back to their house, he points over at a business and says to her "Maybe I should work for that company there?
She looks over and asks "Amscot?"
To which he replies "Yeah, I am Scot."
I laughed out loud.
Uber Eats.
You're an uber.
