Uber Eats Puns

I've placed simultaneous orders for a rotisserie chicken on Uber Eats, and for an egg omelette on DoorDash

Looks like we're about to find out, once and for all, what comes first!

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/GeneReddit123

📅︎ Apr 06 2021

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I tried to give the Uber Eats driver another tip for my Vietnamese soup.

He said to pho-get it.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/Naitraen

📅︎ Jan 25 2021

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Uber Eats

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📰︎ r/puns

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👤︎ u/79to55

📅︎ Jul 07 2020

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I’ll never be a comedian because I can’t do delivery

That’s also why I don’t work for UberEats

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/King_Cakes

📅︎ Apr 03 2020

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What does Uber do when it is hungry?

Uber Eats.

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📰︎ r/dadjokes

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👤︎ u/ElitistPopulist

📅︎ May 02 2020

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