Mega Markle.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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In light of his record with these mega-projects, Elon Musk's proposed new Miami-tunnel gives new meaning to the term

"car-pool tunnel syndrome."

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What do you call 1000 laughing mega bytes?

A gigglebyte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkMaldova227
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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Some people say that mega churches exist to make money

But I think they are all about the prophets

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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Mega bit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EC097
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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Anyone can get a mega dong for about 40 dollars wolframalpha.com/input/?i…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/teukkam
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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I didn't know Mega Man had kids!

https://i.redd.it/az42rtdf95u11.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Electroverted
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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this is the best mega man pun ever TomPreston.deviantart.com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeathbyChiasmus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2012
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My 3 year old cousin told me this mega-cringe Grandfather joke

>What is the difference between a bird and a fly?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!

Tell me about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mershian
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2014
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My wife hit me on the head with a bottle of Concentrated Omega-3 capsules this morning.

I'm okay though.....it was just a super fish oil wound.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeahmaybe2
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2021
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Insta?

What is a 1000x better than Instagram?

INSTAKILO.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoned_Emperor
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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I replaced my steering wheel with a computer storage device

It was a hard drive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AdamThere
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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I once walked in on my teachers having sex

Being homeschooled was never easy for me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wasprobot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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Dad...I have an imaginary girlfriend

His dad says,” you know..you could do better, right?”

β€œThanks dad. That means a lot.”

β€œI wasn’t talking to you. I was talking to your girlfriend.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ivytheblindhusky
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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What do you call a gay dinosaur?

Mega-sore-ass

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Why was the gigabyte so full?

Because he had too many mega bytes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/False17
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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What do you call a hoard of a million Latin-speaking gigantic sharks?

MegaLodon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vs424reddit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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What kind of dinosaur couldn't sit down?

A mega-sore-ass

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What do you call a dinosaur who eats curry?

Mega-sore-ass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a_dance_with_fire
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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He ate it bit by bit...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deb_Eternity
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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What do we want...? Low altitude flyovers!

When do we want them?

NNNNNNEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWW!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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How do electricians warn each other about dangers on the job?

"Careful: this mega hurts"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tuto193
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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My rental car is making a really high pitched noise.

It Hertz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM_UR_MACHINING
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2018
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What would you get if a dinosaur kicked you in the backside?

A mega sore ass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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What do you call a dinosaur that’s does too much CrossFit ?

A MegaSOREus Rex !

My daughter hit me with this one this am on the way to school !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WinterDad32
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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[OC] The prehistoric shark in a limbo competition asked the presiding official, Don, to lower the bar. β€œLow enough?” Don asked.

β€œNo, I want it even lower. I want it mega-low, Don.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/budcuddly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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What does a computer eat when it’s hungry?

Micro chips

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noobmoney_rs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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What does a lion and a computer have in common?

They both have mega bites.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/byronfry95
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2018
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All my friends have such long and complicated bucket lists.

Mine is a little pail in comparison.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2019
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What do Japanese and Europeans call the first book of the Bible?

The Mega Drive.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Mariposa5487
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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My cousin dropped his computer on his foot....

He says it MegaHertz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2018
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Funny name for a Rat character in D&D?

I made a rat character who managed to lose his name, and now I have to find a new one. I was hoping /r/puns could help me make my DM facepalm.

Helpful information: Is aquatic (half-fish) Stole the core out of a water elemental once. Accidentally killed a dragon. Original alias: Mega Rat.

I know there's a joke in here somewhere, I just can't find it. Thanks for any help!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/markdeedavis
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2015
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A hungry computer programmer

takes mega-bytes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBeerded
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2013
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I hear Trump's inauguration speech is going to be electrical

It'll generate mega-whats.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/otterland
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2017
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What do Robots snack on?

Computer chips!

What do they do when they're hungry?

Take Mega-bytes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LuminalGrunt2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2017
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my grandfather told the family to behave themselves when I brought my girlfriend over for dinner

He told my brothers and even my dad to be on their best behaviour, and not to be making inappropriate jokes at the dinner table.

We'd just sat down to dinner when he turned and asked my girlfriend

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega Sore Ass!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roryok
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2013
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I told my Dad that I was downloading a game at 4.5 Megabytes per second.

"The last mega bite I heard of was a sandwich shop."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ACrowComeOver
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2016
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A Pokemon joke

My brothers, discussing the new Pokemon game: "I wish they would give Flygon a mega-evolution!"

Me: "Well guys, sometimes you just gotta let Flygons be Flygons"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aptmurph
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2014
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Dinner time dad jokes

Sitting at dinner with my 8yo son. I asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up, he said, an NBA player or a soccer player. I said, "what's something you'd be that isn't sports related?" he said "probably a computer machine" I think he meant, computer programmer, engineer..

So to take advantage of the situation and get him to eat, I said "well son, if you want to be a computer machine, you better take some... 'Mega Bytes' of that Chilli!" hilarity ensued as you might have guessed :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iAmDrakesEyebrows
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2015
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