A list of puns related to "Mega"
"car-pool tunnel syndrome."
A gigglebyte.
But I think they are all about the prophets
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>What is the difference between a bird and a fly?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird!
Tell me about it.
I'm okay though.....it was just a super fish oil wound.
What is a 1000x better than Instagram?
INSTAKILO.
It was a hard drive
Being homeschooled was never easy for me
His dad says,β you know..you could do better, right?β
βThanks dad. That means a lot.β
βI wasnβt talking to you. I was talking to your girlfriend.β
Mega-sore-ass
Because he had too many mega bytes!
MegaLodon.
A mega-sore-ass
Mega-sore-ass
When do we want them?
NNNNNNEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWW!
"Careful: this mega hurts"
It Hertz
A mega sore ass.
A MegaSOREus Rex !
My daughter hit me with this one this am on the way to school !
βNo, I want it even lower. I want it mega-low, Don.β
Micro chips
They both have mega bites.
Mine is a little pail in comparison.
The Mega Drive.
He says it MegaHertz.
I made a rat character who managed to lose his name, and now I have to find a new one. I was hoping /r/puns could help me make my DM facepalm.
Helpful information: Is aquatic (half-fish) Stole the core out of a water elemental once. Accidentally killed a dragon. Original alias: Mega Rat.
I know there's a joke in here somewhere, I just can't find it. Thanks for any help!
takes mega-bytes
It'll generate mega-whats.
Computer chips!
What do they do when they're hungry?
Take Mega-bytes!
He told my brothers and even my dad to be on their best behaviour, and not to be making inappropriate jokes at the dinner table.
We'd just sat down to dinner when he turned and asked my girlfriend
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega Sore Ass!"
"The last mega bite I heard of was a sandwich shop."
My brothers, discussing the new Pokemon game: "I wish they would give Flygon a mega-evolution!"
Me: "Well guys, sometimes you just gotta let Flygons be Flygons"
Sitting at dinner with my 8yo son. I asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up, he said, an NBA player or a soccer player. I said, "what's something you'd be that isn't sports related?" he said "probably a computer machine" I think he meant, computer programmer, engineer..
So to take advantage of the situation and get him to eat, I said "well son, if you want to be a computer machine, you better take some... 'Mega Bytes' of that Chilli!" hilarity ensued as you might have guessed :)
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