A list of puns related to "Carpet Underlay"
So my dad sells furniture and the other day a woman came in and asked for prices on carpets. He said,
"Sorry, we don't sell carpets but there's a great place down the street called Speedy Gonzales'."
She says, "That's a funny name."
"Yeah, but they have lots of underlays."
"Underlays?"
"Uh huh about three of them... Andele! Andele! Andele!!!"
What an idiot.
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