Underlayment Puns

A list of puns related to "Underlayment"

What do Mexican people put under their carpet?

Underlay, underlay!

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👤︎ u/YourCreepyGramps
📅︎ Sep 08 2020
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What does the Mexican carpet fitter say whenever he lays a new floor?

Underlay! Underlay!

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👤︎ u/EskimoJake
📅︎ Aug 22 2020
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I've just written a song about a tortilla.

Well, it is more of a rap really.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Jun 04 2019
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What does a Mexican carpet fitter usually shout as he's starting a new fit?

Underlay, underlay!!

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👤︎ u/redwolve378
📅︎ Dec 03 2019
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My sister thought this one up, but its still a dad joke...

What did the spanish carpenter say when he wanted his crew to start the flooring job quickly?

Underlay! Underlay!

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👤︎ u/DwnvtzMkMyDkHrd
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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What do spanish carpet fitters put under their carpets?

Underlay underlay!

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👤︎ u/Kryptic_Duck
📅︎ Jan 18 2019
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What's the best seller at the Mexican carpet store?

UNDERLAY, UNDERLAY!!

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👤︎ u/dacs1306
📅︎ Aug 04 2018
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What did the mexican carpet layer tell his boss they need more of?

Underlay underlay!

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👤︎ u/harrygarth
📅︎ Nov 20 2018
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Speedy Gonzalez

So my dad sells furniture and the other day a woman came in and asked for prices on carpets. He said,

"Sorry, we don't sell carpets but there's a great place down the street called Speedy Gonzales'."

She says, "That's a funny name."

"Yeah, but they have lots of underlays."

"Underlays?"

"Uh huh about three of them... Andele! Andele! Andele!!!"

What an idiot.

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👤︎ u/Niggas_in_Lisburn
📅︎ Feb 09 2014
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How does the Spanish carpet fitter get his workman to hurry up?

Underlay! Underlay!

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👤︎ u/Mitchgebb
📅︎ May 26 2017
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What does a Mexican have under his carpet?

Underlay underlay

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👤︎ u/tombola201uk
📅︎ Sep 18 2019
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What does a Mexican put under his carpet?

Underlay underlay!

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👤︎ u/dawgit11
📅︎ Jun 10 2018
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What did the Mexican put under their carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

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👤︎ u/haymalb
📅︎ Jan 03 2019
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What did the Mexican carpet seller yell to all his customers??

Underlay! Underlay!

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👤︎ u/I-think-Im-funny
📅︎ Sep 13 2018
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What does a Mexican put below his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

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👤︎ u/RSpeers
📅︎ Nov 28 2017
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What do you call a Mexican carpet layer?

Underlay underlay!

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👤︎ u/Qennedy
📅︎ Nov 18 2016
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