STAR: Odin, an A5-type star 170% as wide, 210% as massive and 2,000% as bright as our sun; Lifespan artificially prolonged to last as long as a red dwarf
ORBITAL POSITION: 5a
MOONS: 1
SURFACE WATER: 50% (30% of that number being locked up in the northern ice caps)
ROTATION: 24 hours
REVOLUTION: 728 days
WATERPLANTS
Acmella
Acorus
Aldrovanda
Alisma
Alternanthera
Ammania
Anubias
Aponogeton
Arthraxon
Azolla
Bacopa
Baldellia
Berula
Blyxa
Bolbitis
Cabomba
Caldesia
Calla
Callithriche
Cardamine
Ceratophyllum
Ceratopteris
Cladophora
Clinopodium
Crassula
Crinum
Cryptocoryne
Heteranthera
Hippuris
Hottonia
Hydrilla
Hydrocharis
Hydrocleys
Hydrocotyle
Hydrothrix
Hygrophila
Hygroyza
Isoetes
Jasarum
Lagarosiphon
Lagenandra
Lemna
Lilaeopsis
Limnobium
Limnocharis
Limnophila
Lindernia
Littorella
Ludwigia
Lycopodiella
Lysimachia
Marsilea
Mentha
Microsorum
Monochoria
Monosolenium
Murdannia
Myriophyllum
Najas
Nechamandra
Nelumbo
Neptunia
Nitella
Nuphar
Nymphaea
Nymphoides
Oenanthe
Orontium
Ottelia
Penthorum
Periscaria
Pilularia
Pistia
Phyllanthus
Pogostemon
Pontederia
Potamogeton
Proserpinaca
Ranunculus
Regnellidium
Riccia
Ricciocarpos
Rotala
Ruppia
Sagittaria
Salvinia
Samolus
Selaginella
Sium
Shinnersia
Spiranthes
Spirodela
Stratiotes
Stuckenia
Subularia
Synnema
Taxiphyllum
Tonina
Trapa
Triglochin
Trithuria
Typha
Uticularia
Vallisneria
Vernoica
Wolffia
Zannichellia
MOSSES
Hypnum
Entodon
Climacium
Thuidium
Plagiomnium
Polytrichum
Dicranum
Leucobyrum
Campylopus
Aloina
Atrichum
Bryum
Ceratodon
FUNGI
Agaricus
Clitocybe
Auricularia
Flammulina
Hypsizygus
Lentinus
Pleurotus
Rhizopus
Sparassis
Tremella
Tuber
Ustilago
Volvariella
Fusarium
Phallus
SEAWEEDS
Carola
Carragreen moss
Dulse
Eucheuma
Gelidiella
Gracilaria
Grapestone
Hypnea
Irish moss
Laverbread
Gim
Nori
Chlorella
Gutweed
Sea grape
Sea lettuce
Arame
Badderlocks
Cochayuyo
Ecklonia
Kombu
Oarweed
Sea palm
Bull kelp
Sugar kelp
Wakame
Hiromi
Bladderwrack
Channelled wrack
Hijiki
Limu Kala
Sargassum
Spiral wrack
Thongweed
Mozuku
FRESHWATER CRUSTACEANS
Atya
Caridina
Macrobrachium
Neocaridina
Palaeomonetes
Potamalpheops
Xiphocaris
Cambarellus
Cherax
Orconectes
Pacifastacus
Procambarus
Parathelphusa
Lepidurus
Triops
Branchinecta
Streptocephalus
Daphnia
Moina
Diplostraca
Asellus
Trachelipus
Gamarus
Hyalella
Cyclops
Clibanariu
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
[Removed]
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
