I went to the zoo and seen a baguette in a cage.
The zoo told me it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Feb 17 2021
Went to the zoo this morning and found a baguette in a cage.
Pretty sure it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
I went to the zoo the other day. One of the new exhibits was a piece of toast in a cage. I asked the zookeeper "what's that all about?" He said...
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︎ Feb 27 2021
No one understands me when i say I like to paint peas in a cage.
I donβt what is so hard about it. Iβm a trapped peas artist.
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︎ Jul 15 2020
When I was in florida I saw signs saying "animal sanctuary 5$." so I decided to follow them but when I got there it was just a middle aged couple with hundreds of house cats and one dog in a cage.
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︎ Feb 13 2021
The weirdest summer job I had was cleaning monkey cages at our local zoo.
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︎ Jan 26 2021
What would Nicholas Cage be called if he was bankrupt?
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︎ Jul 17 2020
How many birds can fit in a cage at once
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︎ Jul 11 2020
Two Ninjas are in a cage match to the death. Which team throws in the towel first?
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︎ Sep 15 2020
Nickleless cage
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︎ Mar 27 2019
I used to organize my change by putting each coin into their respective cage, but someone stole all the nickles!
Now I have a nickleless cage...
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︎ Jun 19 2020
What do you call a cage filled with Quarters, Dimes, and Pennies?
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︎ Jan 30 2020
A man goes to the zoo and sees a baguette in a cage
The man says to a zookeeper "Why's that in there?" and the zookeeper says "What do you mean? It's bread in captivity. "
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︎ May 06 2020
Last week at the zoo, I saw a baguette in a cage.
It made me sad, because I knew it was bread in captivity.
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︎ May 02 2019
What do you call a cage without 5 cents in it?
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︎ May 15 2020
Would you rather be stuck in a cage with a lion or a bear?
Between the two, Iβd take the ladder.
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︎ May 20 2020
Nickleless cage
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︎ Feb 16 2019
To determine the gender of a parrot you have to stick your finger in the cage. If he bites you, he's a male...
If she bites you, she's a female.
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︎ Sep 06 2019
Im gonna start making batting cage business that only accepts pennies, dimes,quarters, half dollars, and dollar coins
Gonna call it Nickel-less Cage
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︎ Oct 30 2019
What did Johnny Cage hear in Helsinki Cathedral?
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︎ Sep 11 2019
It's a nickel less cage
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︎ Mar 22 2019
I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity
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︎ Apr 09 2021
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage
The keeper said it was bread in captivity
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︎ Feb 22 2021
I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
I went to the zoo today and found a baguette in a cage...
I'm pretty sure it was bread in captivity
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︎ Jan 24 2021
I went to the zoo yesterday and I saw a piece of toast in a cage.
When I asked the keeper why, he said, "It was bread in captivity!"
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︎ Feb 27 2020
I went to the zoo the other day and saw a baguette in the cage
The sign said bread in captivity
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︎ Jun 27 2020
The weirdest summer job I have ever had was cleaning the monkey cages at our local zoo.
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︎ Sep 13 2019
I saw a baguette in a cage, there was a sign next to it.
It reads βBread in Captivityβ
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︎ Jul 04 2020
What do you call a poor Nicholas Cage?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Apr 12 2020
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.
It was bread in captivity.
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︎ Feb 03 2020
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.
It was bread in captivity.
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︎ Jan 30 2020
I went to the zoo today and saw a piece of toast in a cage? The zoo keeper told me...
That it's bread in captivity.
Sorry.
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︎ Feb 27 2020
The weirdest job I ever had was cleaning the monkey cage at our local zoo.
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︎ Apr 26 2020
I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zoo keeper said it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Sep 12 2019
I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Apr 27 2018
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Jun 20 2019
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage
The Zookeeper said it was bread in captivity
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︎ Jan 11 2019
What do you call a cage without five cents in it?
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︎ Dec 30 2019
Did you see the baguette in a cage?
The sign underneath it said bread in captivity.
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︎ Feb 07 2020
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Mar 05 2019
So I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage....
I asked the zoo keeper why there was a baguette in a cage and he said it was bread in captivity!
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︎ Mar 25 2019
Last time I went to the zoo I saw a baguette in a cage, .
when I asked the keeper about it, he said it was bread in captivity
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︎ Jul 25 2019
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage...
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Mar 02 2018
Went to the zoo yesterday with my family and saw a baguette in a cage
The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity
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︎ Apr 21 2019
went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.
The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.
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︎ Jun 17 2018
I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage
The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity
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