Breaking News: Archaeologists believe that they've uncovered a cache of pencils that belonged to William Shakespeare. A spokesperson for the dig said they're so badly chewed on the ends,

we can't tell if they're 2B or not 2B.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PavilionFlux
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I went to an Internet cafe, but they declined my credit card.

It was cache only.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WCBrann
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2021
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When in doubt, clear cache and cookies. [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/adee659
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2015
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My IT guy just asked, "How does a computer get drunk?"

It takes screen shots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebobstu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Cache registers are going to be the only thing Robot Johnny's memory has to look back on
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sarah_Connor
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2017
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What did one memory buffer say to the other memory buffer as it was running away...

.... cache me if you can.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hasntbeenmydecade
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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My teenage daughter came home from school and she was blazing mad. β€œWe had sex education today dad and you lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!” I put down my newspaper, looked at her and said…

β€œOh, he will, sweetheart, he will.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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Why don’t computers ever get robbed?

They have very little cache

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Madimutt
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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Reindeer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marpidilla
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2015
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Racket
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CamelSandwich
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2016
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Okay. Here's the thing...

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/f0/d6/f5/f0d6f51a48367bdf9cee055b467879df.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mmmm_churros
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What did the treasure hunt organizer say when people couldn't find the impressionist painter he'd hidden?

That wasn't very cache Monet of you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Weirfish
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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Why would a cpu never rob a bank?

... Because it already has plenty of cache.

#you'rewelcome lol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bioticman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2017
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How can you tell if your girl is a keeper?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TTT_2k3
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2017
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First image of the new Star Wars cast (x-post from /r/pics)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BattleClown
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2017
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Bilingual dad joke

So my family is French and we also speak English.

Basically, every birthday, my mom would say she got me cash for my birthday. (cache, which is pronounced like cash, means to hide, in French). My dad would then say, in French, "Ohhhh, cash! I thought you said cache! I hid it last week and I cant find it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Battletooth
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2013
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When I drink, I verbally craft Slovak folk heroes that I can't remember the next morning.

My mouth writes Czechs that my body can't cache.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBrontosaurus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2017
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Whoever named Spectre and Meltdown sure missed an opportunity

the vulnerabilities are a real cache-22

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sinembarg0
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2018
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Why didn't Steam fix the problems sooner on Christmas?

They were too busy rolling in cache.

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I'm homeless now because of my computer....

It kept making me clear my cache

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattf727
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2017
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Someone in the Toyota marketing department is a Dad

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/25/98/f9/2598f9702cdbe6a406589c37a3e60847.jpg

Came to make my own joke, but saw that I was beaten to the punch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jsuss6
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2015
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Church Shirt

My dad always says this one when he sees someone wearing a knitted sweater or a shirt like this . Dad: "Is That your church shirt?" Stranger/anybody : uhhhhh... no? Dad: "Well its holy!" always followed by a chuckle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/antperspirant
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2013
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What did the cookie say to the browser while running away?

"Cache me if you can!"

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