When in doubt, clear cache and cookies. [OC]
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/adee659
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06 2015
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Cache registers are going to be the only thing Robot Johnny's memory has to look back on
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sarah_Connor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28 2017
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What did one memory buffer say to the other memory buffer as it was running away...

.... cache me if you can.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hasntbeenmydecade
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08 2021
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My IT guy just asked, "How does a computer get drunk?"

It takes screen shots.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thebobstu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03 2020
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My teenage daughter came home from school and she was blazing mad. β€œWe had sex education today dad and you lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my sixteenth birthday, my boyfriend will die!” I put down my newspaper, looked at her and said…

β€œOh, he will, sweetheart, he will.”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 05 2019
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Why don’t computers ever get robbed?

They have very little cache

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Madimutt
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15 2019
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Okay. Here's the thing...

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/f0/d6/f5/f0d6f51a48367bdf9cee055b467879df.jpg

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Onegodoneloveoneway
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17 2017
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Reindeer
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Marpidilla
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27 2015
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Racket
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CamelSandwich
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mmmm_churros
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What did the treasure hunt organizer say when people couldn't find the impressionist painter he'd hidden?

That wasn't very cache Monet of you.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Weirfish
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28 2019
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Why would a cpu never rob a bank?

... Because it already has plenty of cache.

#you'rewelcome lol

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bioticman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10 2017
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How can you tell if your girl is a keeper?
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TTT_2k3
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 26 2017
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First image of the new Star Wars cast (x-post from /r/pics)

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/59/c2/13/59c213bf49ac94b6a0624c858f7318f5.jpg

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BattleClown
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 21 2017
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When I drink, I verbally craft Slovak folk heroes that I can't remember the next morning.

My mouth writes Czechs that my body can't cache.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheBrontosaurus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21 2017
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Bilingual dad joke

So my family is French and we also speak English.

Basically, every birthday, my mom would say she got me cash for my birthday. (cache, which is pronounced like cash, means to hide, in French). My dad would then say, in French, "Ohhhh, cash! I thought you said cache! I hid it last week and I cant find it!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Battletooth
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 07 2013
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Whoever named Spectre and Meltdown sure missed an opportunity

the vulnerabilities are a real cache-22

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sinembarg0
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 02 2018
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Why didn't Steam fix the problems sooner on Christmas?

They were too busy rolling in cache.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The_Entire_Eurozone
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30 2015
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I'm homeless now because of my computer....

It kept making me clear my cache

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mattf727
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 13 2017
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Someone in the Toyota marketing department is a Dad

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/25/98/f9/2598f9702cdbe6a406589c37a3e60847.jpg

Came to make my own joke, but saw that I was beaten to the punch

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jsuss6
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14 2015
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Church Shirt

My dad always says this one when he sees someone wearing a knitted sweater or a shirt like this . Dad: "Is That your church shirt?" Stranger/anybody : uhhhhh... no? Dad: "Well its holy!" always followed by a chuckle

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/antperspirant
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20 2013
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What did the cookie say to the browser while running away?

"Cache me if you can!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/baxtersmalls
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