I swear I won't fall for it next time. I swear I won't fall for it next time. I swear...

I have two step brothers, one named Brooks and one named Luke. I also have one Brooks Brothers shirt and every time I wear it around my stepdad he says "Oh, you've got Luke's shirt on."

Afraid I'm being accused of common thievery I always respond, "No, this is mine." And he gets this grin on his face and continues the joke and insists that I'm wearing Brooks' brother's shirt...

Ugh...

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Indian naming rituals, dad joke from my Dad

Son: Dad how did I get my name? Chief: Well, we name everyone by things we see when they're born, when your sister came into the world we were by a brook so we named her Running Brook, when your brother was born we saw a bear so we named him Running Bear Son: Oh, I get it, Two Dogs Fucking!

He could barely get it out and tells me it weekly, still cackling the whole way through

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