What do you call a cat that can’t breed?
I invented the cure for Covid, it's made of my own breed of coffee.
I call it the Mcafee antivirus
I went to a zoo once and all it had were dogs, I saw this breed I didn’t recognize.
Then I realized, it was a shit zoo
Why dont eagles and eels breed?
What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhinoceros?
Hairdressers are the most corrupt breed...
They're always making shortcuts
Did you know you can change the breed of your poodle by teaching it to giggle on command?
It will change the breed of your dog into a snicker-doodle.
Why don’t owls breed in the rain?
Because it’s too wet to woo.
What are scientists favorite dog breed?
Apparently, there's a big market for an expensive breed of cow that only eats marijuana plants.
what do you call a dog breed, bred to hear really well?
what do you call a dog breed bred to hear really well?
corn bread
*this was a pun i made a while ago to see how many puns i could fit in a short joke.
My uncle's wife started a pet store that specialized in one breed of dog only...
She closed due to terrier-able sales.
Elaborate, what's your favorite dog breed ?
Me and some other guys like to get together at the local supermarket to show off our rare breed black-feathered chickens. New guy today mustn't have understood because...
There was an unexpected white hen in the bragging area
Be careful if you decide to breed rabbits
I've heard that it's a real hare raising experience
What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings?
Any dog. Buildings can’t jump.
Why don’t you breed an eel with an eagle?
So apparently there's now a mutated virus specifically targeting people who have worthless, aggressive, mixed breed dogs.
What is Edgar Allen Poe's favorite breed of dog?
What's the saddest breed of dog?
What do get when a bulldog and a shitzu Breed?
What Breed of Dog is Always Sad?
My uncle used to breed and sell parakeets...
they were flying off the shelves but he switched to chickens and they didn't take off. So he tried ducks and then it was all bills, bills, bills.
What’s Waluigi’s favorite dog breed
Dachshund's are a cowboy's favorite dog breed.
They're always telling everyone to get a long little doggie!
What breed of dog does a ghost have?
I believe it's wrong for humans to selectively breed dogs until their faces are smashed flat and they can't breathe normally.
Did you know there is a breed of dog that loves science?
You can tell which one it is because they're always wearing a lab coat.
In 2017, the top breed of dog on Google was the Golden Retriever.
Second and third place went to the silver and bronze retrievers.
What do you call a place that breeds green cows?
What do you get when you breed a rhino with an elephant?
What do you get if you cross-breed an elephant with a kangaroo?
Why can’t you breed an eel with an eagle?
Why can't you breed an eel with an eagle?
Why can't you breed an eel with an eagle?
I used to breed rabbits but it got out of control.
It was a hare raising experience.
I used to breed rabbits
It was a hare raising experience.
How do you call a breed between a bulldog and shitzu
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