I went to a zoo once and all it had were dogs, I saw this breed I didn’t recognize.
Then I realized, it was a shit zoo
What are scientists favorite dog breed?
Labs
what do you call a dog breed, bred to hear really well?
what do you call a dog breed bred to hear really well?
corn bread
*this was a pun i made a while ago to see how many puns i could fit in a short joke.
My uncle's wife started a pet store that specialized in one breed of dog only...
She closed due to terrier-able sales.
Elaborate, what's your favorite dog breed ?
Elaborador
What breed of dog can jump higher than buildings?
Any dog. Buildings can’t jump.
So apparently there's now a mutated virus specifically targeting people who have worthless, aggressive, mixed breed dogs.
The cur owner virus.
What is Edgar Allen Poe's favorite breed of dog?
A melancholy
What Breed of Dog is Always Sad?
A Mellon Collie
What’s Waluigi’s favorite dog breed
A chiWAHWAH
What breed of dog does a ghost have?
A Yorkshee Terroror.
I believe it's wrong for humans to selectively breed dogs until their faces are smashed flat and they can't breathe normally.
Hugs not pugs.
Dachshund's are a cowboy's favorite dog breed.
They're always telling everyone to get a long little doggie!
Did you know there is a breed of dog that loves science?
You can tell which one it is because they're always wearing a lab coat.
In 2017, the top breed of dog on Google was the Golden Retriever.
Second and third place went to the silver and bronze retrievers.
