Had a dream where two skeletons were brawling

Guess they had a bone to pick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sangarshanan
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A mom surprised her sons brawling using vegetables as weapons. What did they say ?

Lettuce fight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arklaw
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There was a brawl at a local seafood restaurant.

There were battered fish everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
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Two drunk guys were about to get into a brawl. One of the guys grabs a stick and draws a line in the dirt and says "If you cross this line, I'll hit you in the face".

That was the punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neo-1000
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Did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist who got into a brawl?

They fought tooth and nail

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notonweed
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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I once partook in a bar brawl

The bar I used was made out of gold, so I lost.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
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When in a brawl, there’s one thing to remember

Fist thing’s fist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZaraMave
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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The Brawl at the Western Wall
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πŸ‘€︎ u/longlenge
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeneralPrankster
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Who do you call if you see a dog brawl?

The paw patrol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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What should you use to start a food fight?

Meat brawl sandwich.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superpond
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Paul Ryan Puns

Paul Ryan is running for president. But after this, he'll be Paul Cryan.

His favorite color is Paul Cyan

He is Paul Tryan to become president

This post will make him Paul Diean

He read history about the Paul Mayan

On a plane, he is Paul Flyan

In Russia, he is Paul Spyan

He goes to the Maul Ryan

To go Paul Buyan

His favorite spice is Paul Cayenne

When he stares, heis Paul Eyean

For breakfast, he is Paul Fryan

On stilts, he is Paul Giant

When in trouble, he starts Paul Liean

When he watches memes, he is Lol Ryan.

His favorite is Paul Nyan

For dessert, he has Paul Piean

At this point, Im Paul Sighan

When he has rope, he is Paul Tiean

When curious, he is Paul Whyan

Or Paul Pryan

His new game is Ball Ryan

On the phone, he is Call Ryan

His daughter plays with Doll Ryan

When he trips, he is Fall Ryan

His house is the Ryan Hall

Again on stilts, he is Tall Ryan

His house has a Wall Ryan

Down south, you are Yall Ryan

When he makes bread, it is Paul Rysan

On a horse, he is Paul Ridan

In a fight, he is Brawl Ryan

When he loses he is Crawl Ryan

Or dead

When moving he uses a U-Haul Ryan

In the bathroom, he is Stall Ryan

I had a list with A LOT more. Help in diese comments!

EDIT: If he wins the election, he's Mr. President

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