Sigmund Freud walked into a bra
Why is it called a wonder bra?
Because when you take it off you wonder where the titties went.
These push up bras are rubbish
I’ve just put one on and can only manage 7
A dyslexic man walked into a bra
Tripped over my wife's bra.
My wife took off her shirt and bra during an argument where I was winning
I'm going to show you a magic trick and make two bras out of thin air
I walked into the bedroom today and tripped over my wife’s bra.
My wife is returning to the office and thus has to go back to wearing work outfits. One of her complaints was that wearing a bra was such a drag...
I’ve always found them to be very uplifting.
Theres only 1 bra I think about
My wife's bra has the brand name "Splendid", embroidered on the band under one of the cups ...
I just took a sharpie and wrote "Also quite nice" under the other one.
What do you call a magical bra?
My wife couldn't take her bra off.
What did the hat say to the bra?
You pick up those two and I'll go on ahead later.
Why do meremaids wear seashell bras?
Because B shells are too small and D shells are too big.
Keep safe during this pandemic and use an old padded bra to make yourself a comfortable mask. Just make sure you use the left cup...
Because if you use the right one you will look like a right tit.
a dyslexic man walks into a bra
i died when i found this one
Why did the woman set her bra in front of a mouse hole?
She was setting a booby trap.
Did you hear about the cops that found large amounts of weed hidden in a bra?
Apparently, it was their biggest bust
My SO gave me a pitying look when I said ‘ look Canadian bras. What are Dees ey?’
Wife: I think I’ll switch to wireless bras.
Me: Whoa! I would need a password now?
I’m gonna start selling bras that make women’s breasts look smaller
We’re calling it ‘Spanx for the Mammaries’
The IT department is like a bra...
IT supports your most important assets.
Have you heard the one about the dyslexic that walked into the bra?
How do you catch a bra?
Well, first, you gotta set a boobie trap...
Two dyslexics walk into a bra
What is the similarity between a bra and a bar?
They both drive men crazy when they open.
Did you hear about the failed bra business?
There was a lack of good customer support
Why don't female roommates share a bra?
Because then it'll become a cobra.
My wife is mad at me. She sent me to the store after her bra broke. Said she needed D-cup
She asked me where I put it and I pointed to the table. She says what? Where? I point to the new worlds best dad mug on the table and say " D cup is right here mon"
Im not funny im sorry i tried
My wife has a container of all her old bra's
They are in her mammary box
I tripped over my wife’s bra today,
I tripped over my girlfriends bra
seemed to be a booby trap.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
I tripped over my wife's bra
What do you call a magical bra?
I walked into my bedroom and stepped on her bra
I tripped over my wife's bra....
...It seemed to be a booby trap.
What did the bra say to the hat?
You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.
A dyslexic man walked into a bra
A dyslexic walks into a bra
A dyslexic man walks into a bra
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