Sigmund Freud walked into a bra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madomadotsuki
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Why is it called a wonder bra?

Because when you take it off you wonder where the titties went.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bayboy10600
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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These push up bras are rubbish

I’ve just put one on and can only manage 7

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGinuineOne
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

uh-oh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rohilbxx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Tripped over my wife's bra.

It was a booby trap.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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My wife took off her shirt and bra during an argument where I was winning

It was a booby trap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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I'm going to show you a magic trick and make two bras out of thin air

Abracadabra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yogeshbiebz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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I walked into the bedroom today and tripped over my wife’s bra.

It was a booby trap.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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My wife is returning to the office and thus has to go back to wearing work outfits. One of her complaints was that wearing a bra was such a drag...

I’ve always found them to be very uplifting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rscott1691
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Theres only 1 bra I think about

Algebra

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skitty_Lord
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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My wife's bra has the brand name "Splendid", embroidered on the band under one of the cups ...

I just took a sharpie and wrote "Also quite nice" under the other one.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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What do you call a magical bra?

An abracadabra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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My wife couldn't take her bra off.

It was a boobytrap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuurmanSnoek
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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What did the hat say to the bra?

You pick up those two and I'll go on ahead later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeResidence
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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Why do meremaids wear seashell bras?

Because B shells are too small and D shells are too big.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/panda69117
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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Keep safe during this pandemic and use an old padded bra to make yourself a comfortable mask. Just make sure you use the left cup...

Because if you use the right one you will look like a right tit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Astoran15
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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a dyslexic man walks into a bra

i died when i found this one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/epic_memelord28
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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Why did the woman set her bra in front of a mouse hole?

She was setting a booby trap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wutisthis66204
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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Did you hear about the cops that found large amounts of weed hidden in a bra?

Apparently, it was their biggest bust

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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My SO gave me a pitying look when I said β€˜ look Canadian bras. What are Dees ey?’
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-E-Droflah
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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Wife: I think I’ll switch to wireless bras.

Me: Whoa! I would need a password now?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2018
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I’m gonna start selling bras that make women’s breasts look smaller

We’re calling it β€˜Spanx for the Mammaries’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Waziot
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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The IT department is like a bra...

IT supports your most important assets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nimja_
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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Have you heard the one about the dyslexic that walked into the bra?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erma_Geeerd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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How do you catch a bra?

Well, first, you gotta set a boobie trap...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anaxtogrind
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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Two dyslexics walk into a bra
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godredd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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What is the similarity between a bra and a bar?

They both drive men crazy when they open.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rajnish4444
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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Did you hear about the failed bra business?

There was a lack of good customer support

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gentlewoolfy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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Why don't female roommates share a bra?

Because then it'll become a cobra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theBlackBriarWolf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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My wife is mad at me. She sent me to the store after her bra broke. Said she needed D-cup

She asked me where I put it and I pointed to the table. She says what? Where? I point to the new worlds best dad mug on the table and say " D cup is right here mon"

Im not funny im sorry i tried

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πŸ‘€︎ u/suckmybaconplease
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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My wife has a container of all her old bra's

They are in her mammary box

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimmytheelf
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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I tripped over my wife’s bra today,

It was a booby trap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Partybomber3214
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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I tripped over my girlfriends bra

seemed to be a booby trap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rickmartingt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/delasolis
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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I tripped over my wife's bra

It was a booby trap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/southwoodhunter
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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What do you call a magical bra?

An abracadabra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vagabondsadhu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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I walked into my bedroom and stepped on her bra

It was a boobie trap

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πŸ‘€︎ u/agarcia128
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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I tripped over my wife's bra....

...It seemed to be a booby trap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Owlbear15
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2019
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What did the bra say to the hat?

You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gearidall_M_Grey
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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A dyslexic man walked into a bra
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frosty_Dave
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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A dyslexic walks into a bra
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CanadaIsWeird
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2019
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra
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πŸ‘€︎ u/liquid-cookie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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