Bowels Puns

A list of puns related to "Bowels"

Irritable Bowel Syndrome implies the existence of other bowel syndromes, such as:

Cheery Bowel Syndrome

Angry Bowel Syndrome

Naive Bowel Syndrome (right before you have Taco Bell)

The list is endless and frightening

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👤︎ u/KungFuThor
📅︎ Aug 07 2020
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So I just found out some politicians with bowel problems are unfairly helping other politicians with bowel problems rise to power.

I guess our government has a problem with crohnyism.

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👤︎ u/caligari87
📅︎ Aug 07 2020
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I just got my doctors bill for the bowel prep before my colonoscopy

$150??!!! Man, that shit was expensive!

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan
📅︎ Apr 17 2020
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I'm gonna start a streaming service where users can listen to different toilet sounds and bowel movements...

...I'll call it "Pottyfy".

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👤︎ u/synoptikal
📅︎ Oct 10 2019
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Which piece of punctuation is usually a result of bowel cancer?

;

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👤︎ u/DrBoon_forgot_his_pw
📅︎ Nov 06 2019
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What do you have after a bowel resection?

What do you have after a bowel resection?

A semi-colon.

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👤︎ u/gandalf239
📅︎ Dec 06 2019
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Who do you call when you can't control your bowel movements?

Waste Management

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👤︎ u/syntax_no_context
📅︎ Aug 02 2019
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Did you know that Egyptian pharaohs all suffered from irritable bowels?

Or as they called it, toot in common.

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👤︎ u/RedPlanetCorridor
📅︎ Sep 13 2019
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I went to a seminar on bowel movement.

It was a shit show.

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👤︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
📅︎ Sep 06 2019
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What do you call a man with a pace maker and irritable bowel syndrome?

A gas electric hybrid.

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👤︎ u/zoolilba
📅︎ May 16 2015
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Whats the only Sith Lord that keeps tracks of his bowel movements?

Count Dooky

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👤︎ u/s__haw__n
📅︎ Feb 05 2019
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I went to the doctor yesterday because I hadn't had a bowel movement in a week.

But he didn't believe me; in fact he said I was full of shit.

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👤︎ u/-rabid-
📅︎ Jul 26 2018
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When my doc said that my kitchenware diet was bad for my bowels, I crapped my pans.
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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Oct 19 2018
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Scientists have learned how to send humans into the future. Unfortunately, the process causes the subject's bowels to release uncontrollably.

It's a real blast from the past.

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👤︎ u/mrthatsthat
📅︎ May 07 2018
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Write your bowels with a #2 pencil.
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👤︎ u/nate223
📅︎ May 30 2017
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What do veterinarians use to disimpact their patients' bowels? imgur.com/81TNwtg
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👤︎ u/megalodonwillrise
📅︎ Jul 10 2015
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Mark was sitting outside waiting for bowel movement

The area was called consti-patio.

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👤︎ u/JohnCassidy83
📅︎ Nov 07 2016
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What do you do when your grandparents can't control their bowels anymore?

Depends.

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👤︎ u/Deeo2
📅︎ Jul 24 2017
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Bowels

My SO is in nursing school and a friend from class came over to study.

Me: Hey what're you studying?

SO: Bowels.

Me: Vowels?

SO: No, B-O-W-E-L-S

Me: Oh yeah, A, E, I, O, POO, and sometimes Y

SO: :/

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👤︎ u/MyMindsOnGuac
📅︎ Apr 26 2015
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Dad on bowel movements...

Me: "I have to poop so bad!" Dad: "You're a grown man, son, why don't you try to poop good for a change?"

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👤︎ u/Agnostalypse
📅︎ Oct 03 2013
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