Bob Dylan didn't seem surprised when a boulder fell off a mountain on top of his house.

He calmly said it was just like a rolling stone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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If you slap Dwayne Johnsons butt

You officially hit rock bottom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeytherealking
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2021
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Car Salesman: And if you don't like this color, we have another one in "Boulder Gray"

Me: Gray isn't very bold to begin with, how did you make it bolder? Wife: ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ovrwrkdundrpaid
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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I saw a boulder rolling down a hill.

So I named it Rick

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jkwon6227
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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Where did the boulder go to learn its arithmetic?

The School of Hard Rocks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SparkyYes
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Sisyphus met a neanderthal who amazed him by demonstrating how to use jet fuel to propel the boulder up the hill.

"It's not rock. It science."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeromocles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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Bob the Boulder [OC]
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pununciation
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Tree: Hey, Boulder, what do you think I should be when I grow up? Boulder: You would make a wonderful bedroom furniture set.

Tree: Yes. Yes I wood. Thanks Boulder, you rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baconaboot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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What was the shy pebbles' greatest aspiration?

To be a little boulder

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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What did the geologist say when he found a 69 pound metamorphic boulder?

β€œGneiss.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Snaz5
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Becoming a rock star…

…might make you feel boulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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I saw Ice Cube jump onto Dwayne Johnson when he was lifting a 150kg boulder.

One could say he was on the rocks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PanPitza
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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I had a plan to lift a boulder up a slope.

It was working out pretty well, but then it went downhill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NINJAQKk
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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When the gubernatorial candidate was killed by a boulder, his only opponent won the election by a landslide.
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It's the pilot's fault.

See a story about a pilot didn't remember his correct destination. Look at my 19 year old son and say "He just plane forgot!"
His eyes rolled like that boulder in Indiana Jones

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jmac0585
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2021
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I was thinking of a joke about Sisyphus rolling the boulder up the hill, but then it lost momentum.

But it still has potential.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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How amazing is that scene in The Last Jedi where Rey makes the boulders float..

CGI Rocks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesaket
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2018
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Did you hear about the wimpy rock?

Fortunately, he got boulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ndGall
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Marry her faster
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobMash11
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2018
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That's a good one
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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I’m not good with conversations, so I practice talking to large rocks.

It helps me speak boulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Rock climbing isn't for me

I just can't get the hang of it. Maybe if I was a little boulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IronHusker88
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Why did the pebble cross the road

It wanted to be a little boulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reteperator
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Best rock puns?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spacey-spice
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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I was walking through a quarry…

I said to the foreman, β€œThat sure is a big rock!”

β€œBoulder,” he corrected me.

So I stuck out my chest andΒ shouted,Β β€œTHAT SURE IS A BIG ROCK!!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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What happens when your pet rock has a birthday?

It gets a year bolder....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/meatbag_289
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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I think I'm going to open a store that sells rocks...

When we have special promotions, I can make a commercial on the radio that says "don't take this shale for granite!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkay1911
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2016
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I greeted my neighbor who was a chain smoker today....

I said to him, good morning your "Highness".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jetty_Boy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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Rock-climbing is not for the timid. In fact, merely being a little brave is not enough.

You need to be boulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Avatar_ZW
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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Ice climbing is like rock climbing but cooler
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kalen4
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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The Blitz of Puns

It really grinds my gears when people say stick-shift is obsolete.

Most people like their music bass-boosted, but it seems like too much treble.

When an astronaut drinks tea, he takes a big space-sip.

The best electricity puns are live wires. Coppers really don’t know how to resist these in a coil. If you make enough of this type of pun you can really blow their fuses. You need to be smart about how you conduct these so you don’t overload your capacitors.

The only kind of rap I like is the wrapping paper on gifts.

Scissors always cut to the point.

Airplane puns always fly overhead. You have to be careful so you don’t stall out. Always use better judgement so you nose how to dive. When used correctly, this pun classification can really propel to infinity and beyond. However, if misused, the fall from grace is full of turbulence.

When working with electricity puns always make sure to be grounded to prevent shocking results.

Mr. Tea says, ”Don’t be a fool, stay in school!”

i c e i c e w a t e r

Architecture is an aspiring career path.

β€˜Pun’ puns don’t add up. The are starting to get negative receptions.

I’ll do algebra. I’ll even do calculus. But graphing is where I draw the line.

Plants should always rooted in the ground.

Never argue with people when they are right or nobody will be left hanging out with you.

Rocks make boulder moves. This means they are pelite and not jagged. Don’t take these puns for granite.

Cheese puns are grate because you don’t have to ask for parmesan to use them.

Eskimos have cold personality. It is an ice society, but some of their history chills my spine.

My dog died a few years ago. It was really ruff.

I am not a fan of wind turbines.

Life is like driftwood. You never know where you will float.

Christmas lights stick together. When one goes out, they all do.

Puns about communism are only funny if everyone gets them.

Rocket scientists cannot fuel around or something bad can happen.

A baker is someone who kneads to make baked goods.

I sometimes wear stripes to avoid being spotted.

Sponges are great at absorbing liquids.

Contrary to the name, relationships have nothing to do with boats.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zmanofdoom95
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Having a dirt yard instead of grass is a bold move...

But having a giant rock is boulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hailiar
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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What rock group has 4 men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoshuaC09
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2016
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Remember this spongebob episode imgur.com/FRcTRxU
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Seanyboy109
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2016
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What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krystx57
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish for?

That she was a little boulder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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What did the shy pebble wish?

That she was a little boulder!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/starshine531
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2016
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I started working at a quarry

I said to the foreman, β€œThat sure is a big rock!” β€œBoulder.” So I stuck out my chest andΒ shouted,Β β€œTHAT SURE IS A BIG ROCK!!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MookieV
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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