Bottle Collection Puns

That way, he could be there in spirit.

Alternatively:

Alcoholic Recovery: Collecting Bottles, Emptied or Full.

Resolution: Alcoholic Recovery, Collecting Emptied Bottles

Resolution: Alcoholic Recovery, Collecting More Bottles

A man walks into a bar and sees his friend sitting beside a 12-inch pianist. He says to his friend, "That's amazing. Where did he come from?" The friend pulls out an old lamp and tells him the genie inside will grant him one wish. The man rubs the bottle, and to his amazement, a puff of purple smoke spews out and slowly collects in the form of a genie. In a booming voice the genie tells the man he has but one wish. The man thinks and says, "I wish I had a million bucks." All of a sudden the bar is filled with ducks, bursting from the door and the windows, standing on top of the bar, dunking their heads into people’s drinks. “What just happened?!” the guy asks. His friend replies, "I know. Did you really think I wanted a 12-inch pianist?"