Got my booster jab today

I watched the needle as the nurse injected me. β€œOh, you’re a looker” she said. β€œThanks” I replied

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pegman89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2021
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What do you call two men getting their booster shots together?

A Vaccination Man-date.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buffalo_100
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2021
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Why are booster mandates so controversial?

They've been required by law for years, and proven to reduce deaths.

Once the child gets big enough though, the normal seat belt works just fine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/samfish_smash
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2021
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I was told I need to get a booster shot that protects me Monday through Friday...

My doctor says I have a weekend immune system.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doctor-rumack
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2021
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Dogs and old tech

I work at a veterinary hospital.

We had to give booster shots to a dog today, specifically a Doberman Pinscher.

I noted that we were "updating a dobie."

Many groans were had.

I thought it was funny. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr-Lofi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2022
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What does a solid rocket booster have in common with a kleptomaniac?

Poor impulse control.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blindfire40
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2015
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My wife said, β€œYou already had two whiskies. Why are you having the third?”

Me: That’s a booster shot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2021
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I got my third COVID shot and the nurse used a syringe that had a purple mowhawk.

It was a punky booster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/huffler823
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2021
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What's the difference between SpaceX and a chicken?

One makes rocket boosters.

The other makes "bock" at roosters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barrtender
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Talking LSU Football with my dad...

Me: "So did you hear LSU boosters have raised enough money to buyout Les Miles' contact?" Dad: "I'm sorry who?" Me: "Les Miles." Dad: "Shouldn't it be Fewer Miles?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTock
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2015
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