Boosterism Puns

A list of puns related to "Boosterism"

What does a solid rocket booster have in common with a kleptomaniac?

Poor impulse control.

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👤︎ u/blindfire40
📅︎ Dec 18 2015
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What's the difference between SpaceX and a chicken?

One makes rocket boosters.

The other makes "bock" at roosters.

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👤︎ u/barrtender
📅︎ Jun 09 2020
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Talking LSU Football with my dad...

Me: "So did you hear LSU boosters have raised enough money to buyout Les Miles' contact?" Dad: "I'm sorry who?" Me: "Les Miles." Dad: "Shouldn't it be Fewer Miles?"

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👤︎ u/RealTock
📅︎ Nov 24 2015
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