The local Blacksmith got a new dog. When he got him home he made a bolt for the door.
His other dog sat in the corner. It's a boxer.
Which country did Usain Bolt move to after his retirement?
All day I drill holes in metal and bolt them together
At first it’s boring and then it’s Riveting!
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open during lockdown?
Usain Bolt has Corona virus
I guess there is something that can catch up to him.
How do lighting bolts laugh?
When the AC circuits in your home are hit by a DC lightning bolt..
How was the misbehaving lightning bolt punished?
I was telling jokes about nuts and bolts
What do you use to put a bolt in someones back?
I remember the first time I bolted two things together with metal fasteners.
That was a riveting experience.
I brought a dog off a blacksmith
10 minutes after bringing him home, he made a bolt for the door...
Do you want to hear a joke about a bolt of lightning?
Actually, maybe not. The end is rather shocking.
Bought a dog from a blacksmith yesterday, got him home and the first thing he did was make a bolt for the door
What does a robot do at the end of a one-night stand?
He nuts and bolts!
Edit: wow! My first Silver. You guys are amazing.
What is it when a cannibal sees Usain Bolt?
I saw this woman flirting with Usain Bolt down the pub earlier.
“Hmmm! She’s trying to pull a fast one” I thought
What do you get when lightning strikes a pecan tree?
Someone once told me a story about screws, nuts and bolts.
Usain bolt must be a fruit
Have you seen that mango?
I just found out I’m colorblind.
The news was a bolt from the purple!
Bolt crosses the Finish line to win another gold medal [2016]
Did you hear about the Boston Dynamics home-protection robot that failed to stop intruders due to faulty shoulder bolts?
Risky Dad Joke: My wife said the stretch marks on her legs looked like lightning bolts...
So I said, that's because you have thunder thighs.
I just finished a great documentary about the process by which metal sheets are fastened together with steel bolts.
My friend told me he could tighten bolts with his butt
Personally, I think he torques out of his ass
A man has an etched brass plate bolted to his molars, goes to the dentist.
The nurse asks “Good lord, what is that?”
Dentist replies, “Didn’t you go to school? That’s clearly plaque.”
I read a book titled The Nuts & Bolts of Nuts & Bolts.
I've been told a fat guy outran Bolt
He must be faster than light
Usain Bolt sucks at playing hide and seek.
He can run but he can't hide.
What's the opposite of Usain Bolt?
I was planing on taking a shower at my hotel today...
...but apparently they bolt those things to the wall.
I just bought a dog from the blacksmith
As soon as he got home he made a bolt for the door.
Thought this fit here. Saw it on r/jokes from u/jimathay
I apopted a dog from a blacksmith today
As soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door
I adopted a dog that was owned by a blacksmith.
As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door
I adopted a dog from a Blacksmith...
As soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the backdoor
I got a dog from the blacksmiths the other day, but as soon as I got him home he made a bolt for the door
Bought a dog from a blacksmith.
He's great, as soon as I got home he made a bolt for the door.
I bought a dog from a blacksmith the other day
But as soon as I got it home it made a bolt for the door
Usain Bolt must be a fruit.
I bought a puppy from a blacksmith earlier
Right away when we got home he made a bolt for the door.
New Dog
I bought a dog from a blacksmith. We were not home ten minutes and he made a bolt for the door!
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