I don't have a dad bod.
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︎ May 07 2021
PSA: Dad bods are temporary.
Father figures are for life.
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︎ Apr 05 2021
You know that it's always the boys raised by single moms that end up with Dad Bods.
They always wanted a father figure.
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︎ Mar 30 2021
Why do girls with daddy issues like guys with dad bods?
Theyβre just looking for a father figure
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︎ Mar 24 2021
Why doesn't Darth Vader have a dad bod?
He's not really a father figure
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︎ May 02 2021
I don't like to be told that I have a dad bod
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︎ Jan 11 2021
I'm working on my dad bod
I want to be a good father figure
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︎ Aug 20 2020
There's only one thing better than a dad bod...
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︎ Jul 26 2020
When my father said he had a 'Dad bod', I wanted to correct him so I said "No, to me it's more like a FATHER FIGURE."
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︎ Dec 28 2017
Dadβs are not the only one dealing with dad bods during the pandemic
Their sisters are also getting auntie bodies
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︎ Jul 21 2020
Why do middle aged men have dad bods?
Because they are father figures :D
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︎ Jul 15 2020
People say I have a dad-bod
I prefer to think of it as a father figure.
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︎ Mar 08 2020
Some people shame me for my dad bod
But I think itβs just my fatherly figure.
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︎ Mar 20 2020
I love your dad bod.
Yeah, it's growing on me.
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︎ Nov 22 2019
I have a dad-bod, but I'm not actually a dad
That must make me a faux pa.
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︎ Aug 05 2019
Why call it a dad bod
It's actually a father figure.
Edit: woke up this morning and saw this with almost 1k up votes! Thank you guys, I'm honored! ( Hi Honored, I'm Dad)
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︎ Dec 18 2016
I have a dad bod, dad clothes, and dad jokes galore, but no children
I guess that makes me a faux pa.
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︎ Jun 30 2019
People often tell me I have a dad bod.
I always say thanks, I got my figure from my father
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︎ Jul 05 2019
It's already summer! If I want to turn my dad bod into a sexy pirate bod...
...I better start doing planks.
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︎ Jun 08 2019
What do you call it when a priest has a dad-bod?
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︎ Nov 18 2018
Why is the '"Dad Bod" not called the "Father Figure"?
Someone missed an opportunity...
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︎ May 26 2015
My dad said that this summer he's gonna rock a dad bod
But i think of it more as a father figure
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︎ Jun 15 2018
Whatβs better than a Dad bod?
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︎ Jul 10 2020
What is considerably more valuable than a dad bod?
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︎ Jan 02 2021
They say I have a dad bod
I say its a father figure
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︎ Sep 27 2020
Its not a dad bod
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︎ Jan 02 2021
It's not a dad bod
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︎ Sep 02 2020
I was told I have a dad bod...
I think it's more of a father figure.
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Whatβs better than a dad bod?
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︎ Dec 04 2020
The term βdad bodβ is offensive
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︎ Jul 03 2020
I don't have a "dad bod"
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︎ Oct 29 2020
My wife told me that I have a dad bod
I disagree. I clearly have a father figure
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︎ Jun 09 2020
I don't have a "Dad Bod"
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︎ May 04 2020
I don't have a dad bod
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︎ Jun 15 2020
When my father said he had a 'Dad bod', I wanted to correct him
so I said "No, to me it's more like a FATHER FIGURE."
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︎ Mar 07 2020
i donβt have a dad bod, i have a father figure
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︎ Jun 21 2019
GRANDPA: I have a 'dad bod', DAD: To me it's more like a father figure.
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︎ Nov 15 2019
Dad: I have a 'dad bod',
Son: To me it's more like a father figure.
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︎ Jun 27 2019
My dad was complaining that he had a dad bod
To me it was just a father figure.
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︎ Aug 13 2019
Someone told me I had a "dad bod" ...
...but to my kids it's more of a father figure.
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︎ Mar 25 2019
Having a dad bod is basically having a father figure.
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︎ May 05 2018
Why do they call it a dad bod
When it's clearly a Father Figure.
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︎ Jul 30 2018
Why do they call it a dad bod,
When it is clearly a Father Figure.
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︎ Jul 30 2018
I don't have a "dad bod"
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︎ Jun 22 2018
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