I don't have a dad bod.

It's a father figure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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PSA: Dad bods are temporary.

Father figures are for life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DankestYoda
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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You know that it's always the boys raised by single moms that end up with Dad Bods.

They always wanted a father figure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onetwopi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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Why doesn't Darth Vader have a dad bod?

He's not really a father figure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mommypanda35
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
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Why do girls with daddy issues like guys with dad bods?

They’re just looking for a father figure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sillygurf2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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I don't like to be told that I have a dad bod

I prefer father figure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TCBear
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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I'm working on my dad bod

I want to be a good father figure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d3hall
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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There's only one thing better than a dad bod...

A good father figureπŸ˜†

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearnakedgamer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Dad’s are not the only one dealing with dad bods during the pandemic

Their sisters are also getting auntie bodies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PLUMBUM2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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When my father said he had a 'Dad bod', I wanted to correct him so I said "No, to me it's more like a FATHER FIGURE."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/maryfountain
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2017
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Why do middle aged men have dad bods?

Because they are father figures :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SKNABCD
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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People say I have a dad-bod

I prefer to think of it as a father figure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GREGAZORD_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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Some people shame me for my dad bod

But I think it’s just my fatherly figure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ponsies
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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I love your dad bod.

Yeah, it's growing on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stlnthngs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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I have a dad-bod, but I'm not actually a dad

That must make me a faux pa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monkeyupbirch
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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Why call it a dad bod

It's actually a father figure.

Edit: woke up this morning and saw this with almost 1k up votes! Thank you guys, I'm honored! ( Hi Honored, I'm Dad)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tuckereh
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2016
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I have a dad bod, dad clothes, and dad jokes galore, but no children

I guess that makes me a faux pa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuDGe3690
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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It's already summer! If I want to turn my dad bod into a sexy pirate bod...

...I better start doing planks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdgroovynerd
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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People often tell me I have a dad bod.

I always say thanks, I got my figure from my father

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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Why is the '"Dad Bod" not called the "Father Figure"?

Someone missed an opportunity...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfitz1988
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2015
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What do you call it when a priest has a dad-bod?

A father figure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ucantcninjas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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My dad said that this summer he's gonna rock a dad bod

But i think of it more as a father figure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheJapanPeople
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2018
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What’s better than a Dad bod?

A father figure.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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What is considerably more valuable than a dad bod?

A father figure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/repostssleuthbot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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Its not a dad bod

Its a father figure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charly-snarly
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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They say I have a dad bod

I say its a father figure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TxD337
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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It's not a dad bod

It's a father figure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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I was told I have a dad bod...

I think it's more of a father figure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yelkyelk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What’s better than a dad bod?

A father figure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fuckleberry__Finn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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The term β€œdad bod” is offensive

I prefer father figure

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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I don't have a "dad bod"

I have a father figure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Valoremvallis
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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My wife told me that I have a dad bod

I disagree. I clearly have a father figure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ValkornDoA
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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I don't have a "Dad Bod"

I have a father figure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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I don't have a dad bod

I have a father figure

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buddhist_Punk1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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i don’t have a dad bod, i have a father figure
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hahayeahaz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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When my father said he had a 'Dad bod', I wanted to correct him

so I said "No, to me it's more like a FATHER FIGURE."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sexxc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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GRANDPA: I have a 'dad bod', DAD: To me it's more like a father figure.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Dad: I have a 'dad bod',

Son: To me it's more like a father figure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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My dad was complaining that he had a dad bod

To me it was just a father figure.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Someone told me I had a "dad bod" ...

...but to my kids it's more of a father figure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pllarsen
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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Having a dad bod is basically having a father figure.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AWESOMEair
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2018
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Why do they call it a dad bod

When it's clearly a Father Figure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scythersleftnut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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Why do they call it a dad bod,

When it is clearly a Father Figure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scythersleftnut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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I don't have a "dad bod"

I have a father figure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/personguyman
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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