PSA: Dad bods are temporary.
Father figures are for life.
You know that it's always the boys raised by single moms that end up with Dad Bods.
They always wanted a father figure.
Why doesn't Darth Vader have a dad bod?
He's not really a father figure
Why do girls with daddy issues like guys with dad bods?
They’re just looking for a father figure
I don't like to be told that I have a dad bod
I'm working on my dad bod
I want to be a good father figure
There's only one thing better than a dad bod...
Dad’s are not the only one dealing with dad bods during the pandemic
Their sisters are also getting auntie bodies
When my father said he had a 'Dad bod', I wanted to correct him so I said "No, to me it's more like a FATHER FIGURE."
Why do middle aged men have dad bods?
Because they are father figures :D
People say I have a dad-bod
I prefer to think of it as a father figure.
Some people shame me for my dad bod
But I think it’s just my fatherly figure.
I love your dad bod.
Yeah, it's growing on me.
I have a dad-bod, but I'm not actually a dad
That must make me a faux pa.
Why call it a dad bod
It's actually a father figure.
Edit: woke up this morning and saw this with almost 1k up votes! Thank you guys, I'm honored! ( Hi Honored, I'm Dad)
I have a dad bod, dad clothes, and dad jokes galore, but no children
I guess that makes me a faux pa.
It's already summer! If I want to turn my dad bod into a sexy pirate bod...
...I better start doing planks.
People often tell me I have a dad bod.
I always say thanks, I got my figure from my father
Why is the '"Dad Bod" not called the "Father Figure"?
Someone missed an opportunity...
What do you call it when a priest has a dad-bod?
My dad said that this summer he's gonna rock a dad bod
But i think of it more as a father figure
What’s better than a Dad bod?
What is considerably more valuable than a dad bod?
They say I have a dad bod
I say its a father figure
I was told I have a dad bod...
I think it's more of a father figure.
What’s better than a dad bod?
The term “dad bod” is offensive
My wife told me that I have a dad bod
I disagree. I clearly have a father figure
i don’t have a dad bod, i have a father figure
When my father said he had a 'Dad bod', I wanted to correct him
so I said "No, to me it's more like a FATHER FIGURE."
GRANDPA: I have a 'dad bod', DAD: To me it's more like a father figure.
Dad: I have a 'dad bod',
Son: To me it's more like a father figure.
My dad was complaining that he had a dad bod
To me it was just a father figure.
Someone told me I had a "dad bod" ...
...but to my kids it's more of a father figure.
Having a dad bod is basically having a father figure.
Why do they call it a dad bod
When it's clearly a Father Figure.
Why do they call it a dad bod,
When it is clearly a Father Figure.
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