My poker opponent said I was "like an open book".

"You think I'm bluffing?" I asked.

"No," she said. "You keep showing everyone your cards."

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My dad said this after I've been driving for 2.5 hours

We we're crossing a bridge where, if you look to the left, you see a cliff over a river with an old US Fort. I said "hey, look at the fort, that looks really cool." My dad: "You ain't bluffing."

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