Why did the architecture student get points off on his blueprint of a Soviet house?

Unnecessary Marx and Engels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/subpar-at-best
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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I lost the blueprints to my honey farm

Unfortunately i didnt have a plan bee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/silent_kill2748
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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I cant find the blueprints to my house.

I think I have lost the plot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaldrickD2M
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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How did Chewbaca obtain blueprints for the Death Star?

Through Wookieeleaks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toberoni
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2017
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What do you call a guy with blueprints?

A man with a plan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/123Ruffle
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2018
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Is an insanely detailed blueprint a

Psycho's Schematic?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowshot
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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Need a pun, quick

I own a print shop named Lafayette Blueprint, and I’m taking my dog, who is a Blue Heeler, to work with me today. I need a witty pun to make a post on my businesses Facebook page today. What ya got reddit?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeaneBeane
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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Two contractors are working on a building design

The first one is looking at the blueprint and finds that the stairs don't have enough space so he consults his supervisor. He shows him the blueprint and the space and says "there's not enough room so we need to change it to be either a ladder or an elevator". The supervisor thinks for a moment and replies "the latter"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supergamer422
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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A Warframe related dad joke

I was playing Warframe with a few buddies on Teamspeak. One of them is annoyed with the roll he got from his void relic and that all he'd get was a Forma Blueprint.

To which I replied "Well, it spawned forma reason."

Cue groans from chat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2017
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Got my boss this morning.

I walked into the office to offer my morning greetings and saw my boss hunched over a large pile of blueprints...

"Big plans for the day?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fitzlurker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2014
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