Blanks Puns

A list of puns related to "Blanks"

A barrel o' puns. (Blank version at end) reddit.com/gallery/l8axkr
👍︎ 10
💬︎
👤︎ u/fishshake
📅︎ Jan 30 2021
🚨︎ report
I finally bought the limited edition Thesaurus that I've always wanted. When I opened it, all the pages were blank

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

👍︎ 236
💬︎
👤︎ u/lolyfe-dc
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
🚨︎ report
I just finished Grosse Pointe Blank and now I’m putting on Good Will Hunting.

It’s a Minnie marathon.

👍︎ 65
💬︎
👤︎ u/PlaneCrashCannibalAK
📅︎ Dec 02 2020
🚨︎ report
Why do my university lecture theatres have all this blank artwork on the walls?

Link.

It's baffling.

👍︎ 7
💬︎
👤︎ u/ktisis
📅︎ Mar 17 2020
🚨︎ report
I heard a good one today but now I'm drawing a blank...

X_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

👍︎ 7
💬︎
👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Jan 25 2020
🚨︎ report
The blank face of the vet said it all . . .

While getting a blood test for our dog the vet explained that she would ring us when the lab-test results came in. To which my dad promptly replied "Why are you running a LAB-test when she is a Corgi?"

👍︎ 1k
💬︎
👤︎ u/princess_eve
📅︎ Dec 19 2013
🚨︎ report
Last night I was finishing up pressure washing my driveway and one neighbor dad drove by and said “lookin’ good, great practice for when you do mine this weekend”, and then turned to his wife in the passenger seat laughing hysterically as she looked at him with a blank stare.
👍︎ 11
💬︎
👤︎ u/sheptown
📅︎ Oct 13 2018
🚨︎ report
What do you call a *blank*'s offspring?

A blanket.

👍︎ 4
💬︎
👤︎ u/SuspicionCabbage
📅︎ Jun 09 2018
🚨︎ report
I'm mentally preparing myself for the "Oh my gosh, i havent *blank* since LAST YEAR" jokes

(Ned Stark's voice) "Dadjokes are coming"

👍︎ 45
💬︎
👤︎ u/Goodguyjack2
📅︎ Jan 01 2017
🚨︎ report
I asked the gentleman at the UPS store what his record was. He gave me a blank stare.

It seemed a reasonable question, him being a professional boxer and all.

👍︎ 22
💬︎
👤︎ u/NiacTD
📅︎ Sep 17 2014
🚨︎ report
Hey kids, do you know why my digital watch face is always blank?

Because I prefer my watch to have that timeless look.

👍︎ 24
💬︎
👤︎ u/Octagon_Time_Machine
📅︎ Feb 03 2017
🚨︎ report
Hey pops, do you know where the *blank* is?

Yeah, at the blank store!

👍︎ 8
💬︎
👤︎ u/queefin_it_real
📅︎ Aug 16 2013
🚨︎ report
Describing all the blank space on this wall for my Snapchat friends Imgur.com/htR4MWO
👍︎ 4
💬︎
👤︎ u/lexhardcastle
📅︎ Sep 24 2014
🚨︎ report
My mom, in reference to my grandfather's POS computer, while holding a spindle of blank CDs, "Does it burn?"

"If I use enough gasoline it will."

👍︎ 4
💬︎
👤︎ u/FX114
📅︎ Nov 29 2015
🚨︎ report
I just bought a dictionary today and bought it home to find out that all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

👍︎ 37
💬︎
👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Dec 10 2020
🚨︎ report
I just bought a Thesaurus at the store and bought it home to find all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

👍︎ 201
💬︎
👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 16 2020
🚨︎ report
I ordered a thesaurus from Amazon but when it was delivered all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

👍︎ 331
💬︎
👤︎ u/Rav4xle
📅︎ May 26 2020
🚨︎ report
Just bought a thesaurus and got home to find out the pages are all blank!

I have no words to describe how angry I am...

👍︎ 429
💬︎
👤︎ u/metalmarky82
📅︎ Feb 18 2020
🚨︎ report
The other day, I bought a thesaurus. When I got home, I opened it up and all the pages were blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.
👍︎ 9k
💬︎
👤︎ u/5c077_fr33
📅︎ Apr 27 2018
🚨︎ report
The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank

I have no words to describe how angry I am

👍︎ 683
💬︎
👤︎ u/pianobyalex2005
📅︎ May 19 2019
🚨︎ report
I bought a thesaurus on-line and when it arrived all the pages were blank.

I have no words for how angry I am.

👍︎ 8
💬︎
👤︎ u/Gearidall_M_Grey
📅︎ Oct 21 2019
🚨︎ report
I bought a dictionary the other day, but when I got home it was just blank pages

I have no words to Express how angry I am.

👍︎ 52
💬︎
👤︎ u/Naiphe
📅︎ Aug 26 2019
🚨︎ report
So I bought a thesaurus the other day... But all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

👍︎ 65
💬︎
👤︎ u/Yaagii
📅︎ Sep 15 2019
🚨︎ report
I just bought a thesaurus, but all the pages were blank

I have no words to describe how angry I am

👍︎ 191
💬︎
👤︎ u/skycraft-ak
📅︎ Mar 05 2019
🚨︎ report
The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank...

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

👍︎ 3
💬︎
👤︎ u/spikeo0
📅︎ Nov 28 2019
🚨︎ report
I bought a thesaurus and when I got home I saw that all the pages were blank.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

👍︎ 16
💬︎
👤︎ u/Jindabyne1
📅︎ Mar 14 2018
🚨︎ report
The other day I bought a thesaurus, but when I got home and opened it, all the pages were blank

I have no words to describe how angry I am ....

👍︎ 104
💬︎
👤︎ u/rivercitytees
📅︎ May 29 2018
🚨︎ report
I bought the most expensive dictionary I could find, but when I opened it, all the pages were blank

I have no words to describe how angry I am

👍︎ 10
💬︎
👤︎ u/GamingGod07770
📅︎ May 25 2019
🚨︎ report
The other day I bought a blank thesaurus....

I had no words to express my disappointment!

👍︎ 26
💬︎
👤︎ u/Lawless_7
📅︎ Apr 26 2018
🚨︎ report
The dictionary I ordered on eBay had only blank pages in it

I have no words to describe how angry I am

👍︎ 118
💬︎
👤︎ u/womencaviar
📅︎ Sep 18 2017
🚨︎ report
I ordered a thesaurus on Amazon, but when it arrived every page was blank

I have no words to describe how angry I am right now.

👍︎ 110
💬︎
👤︎ u/ValkornDoA
📅︎ Nov 30 2017
🚨︎ report
I just bought a thesaurus and when I got home all the pages were blank...

I have no words to describe how angry I am right now.

👍︎ 34
💬︎
👤︎ u/OuttaTheSideHatch
📅︎ Mar 26 2018
🚨︎ report
I bought a thesaurus at the store, but when I got home all the pages were blank...

I had no words to describe how angry I was.

👍︎ 15
💬︎
👤︎ u/DemonicPenguinn
📅︎ Mar 13 2018
🚨︎ report
I bought a thesaurus and found that all the pages were blank

I have no words to describe how angry I am

👍︎ 6
💬︎
👤︎ u/TimHP
📅︎ Apr 27 2018
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.