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Bird Flu Puns

A list of puns related to "Bird Flu"

What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment.

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👤︎ u/danuser8
📅︎ Oct 25 2020
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One of my favourite dad jokes from the early 00’s: In an attempt to stop the spread of bird flu

President Bush has bombed the Canary Islands. Turkey is next!

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👤︎ u/amicus_of_the_world
📅︎ May 13 2020
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I hear the United States is well stocked for a bird-of-prey flu epidemic...

There are plenty of ill eagle drugs for just such emergency.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jan 19 2020
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How did the pope get the bird flu?

From the cardinal.

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👤︎ u/TheMangsta
📅︎ Oct 07 2019
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Did you hear that the Pope has the avian bird flu?

He got it from one of the cardinals

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👤︎ u/clitbeastwood
📅︎ Feb 14 2016
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Did anyone hear about the Pope catching the bird flu?

They say he caught it from a Cardinal.

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👤︎ u/PunkishClown
📅︎ Jan 18 2017
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A man once revived a dead bird with the flu...

And it just flu away...

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👤︎ u/xcitu
📅︎ Dec 31 2013
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These days, doctors are not too concerned about bird flu outbreaks.

Because it is Tweetable.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 19 2018
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Hey dad, how're you feeling? "Not good... got that bird flu." What bird flu?

"Chirpees... they say it's un-tweetable."

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👤︎ u/hairy_colonic_jr
📅︎ Feb 01 2017
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Bird Flu

Epidemic, or pun?

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👤︎ u/BlickBoogie
📅︎ Jan 09 2016
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Bird flu

Bird ded. Bird fly no more.

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👤︎ u/LDownessssss
📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?

The bird flu requires tweetment but the swine flu just requires a little oinkment.

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👤︎ u/FireeFalcon
📅︎ Dec 04 2019
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What’s the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?

One requires tweetment, the other requires oinkment.

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👤︎ u/franz-hanz
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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What's the difference between the bird flu and swine flu?

One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment.

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👤︎ u/420_esketit
📅︎ Jul 30 2019
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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

One's cured with tweetment, the other, oinkment.

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👤︎ u/conturbation
📅︎ Jun 02 2019
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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

One gets prescribed oinkment, and the other requires some sort of other tweetment.

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👤︎ u/Chateau512
📅︎ Jul 20 2019
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How did the pope get the bird flu?

From the cardinal.

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👤︎ u/TheMangsta
📅︎ Jun 30 2019
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What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?

One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment.

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👤︎ u/woodceilingfan
📅︎ Feb 21 2018
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What’s the difference between the swine flu and the bird flu?

One requires oinkment, and the other requires tweetment.

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👤︎ u/Coloradio-Engineer
📅︎ Sep 23 2018
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What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oinkment.

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👤︎ u/georgiahippie
📅︎ May 05 2018
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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

One requires "tweetment", the other requires "oinkment"!

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👤︎ u/wawrz
📅︎ Dec 19 2016
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What’s the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment.

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👤︎ u/Tunflog2
📅︎ Apr 07 2018
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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment.

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👤︎ u/Ph0t0gr4ph3r
📅︎ Jan 28 2018
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What's the difference between curing bird flu and swine flu?

One requires tweetment, the other requires oinkment

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👤︎ u/Bouksie
📅︎ Jun 14 2016
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Did you know there is a distinct difference between the bird flu and swine flu?

One requires tweetment while the other you'll need oinkment.

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👤︎ u/DPick02
📅︎ Feb 11 2016
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