Bill and Melinda Gates got divorced. Melinda got the house...
But Bill kept the Windows
Ughh..shut up and bill my purchase...
Bill Gates meets Arnold Schwarzenneger at a party and asks him if he's upgraded to Windows 10 yet? Big Arnie replies.......
"Ah still love Vista Baby....."
Asked my contractor why he didn’t bill me for my new roof
He said “Don’t worry about it, it’s on the house!”
Five years back I couldn’t pay my electricity bill, those were the dark days of my life
Without Bill,
Melinda will be just an ionaire.
My friend just can't afford to pay his huge water bill...
I've just sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
Did anybody lose a roll of $50 bills in a rubber band?
I just found the rubber band
I heard Bill and Melinda Gates are getting divorced.
Apparently he refused to ever empty the recycle bin.
Why did Bill and Melinda Gates divorce?
They argued about who will clean windows.
I was going to make a joke about Bill Gates Divorce but I decided not to..
Melinda was going to sue Bill for not giving her the amount of money she wan entitled to
So Bill said: "A lawsuit? For real? You know I always windows"
Every one wants to know why Bill and Melinda divorced
But sure the Gates won't open up.
Bill Gates: Hey Melinda, can I keep the MS Office as part of the divorce settlement?
Melinda Gates: Bill, ...you have my Word.
I like to stuff dollar bills in my belt.
They tell me it’s a waist of money.
I know Bill Gates is going through a tough time right now.
I just hope he will accept my cookies.
Melinda moved out from Bills
I hope someone remembered to update their drivers.
What do you call a wreath made with $100 bills?
What do you call 454 dollar bills?
About bill and melinda
So, Bill and Melinda Gates are getting a divorce
She gets the house and
He gets the Windows!
According to Melinda Gates, Bill just didn't Excel at his marriage. Apparently he had no Power Points while arguing, but he always had to have the last Word
And now that he no longer had Access to her heart, the Outlook was not looking good for them. They couldn’t work together as Teams
On the Surface they were a perfect couple, but deep down there was hardly any Kinect. He kept everything hidden like an X-Box and she never found it re- Azuring.
The main reason she divorced Bill Gates because he was in Office365 days.
I was a little shocked to find out that Bill and Melinda Gates are divorcing.
They seemed so happy..on the Surface.
In college, my roommates and I were so broke that we couldn’t pay our electricity bill.
Those were the darkest days of our lives.
How does cereal pay its bills?
Bill Gates and his wife are separating
Guess his dick was micro-soft
Can we start gossiping about Bill and Melinda Gates now?
What does the genie say when you wish for a $50 bill?
My landlord texted saying we need to meet up and talk about how high my heating bill is.
I replied back: “Sure, my door is always open.”
Why can't bill gates get married?
Because he was micro-soft
What do you call a lady who refuses to pay her bills?
I heard Bill Gates is really unsure if he'll ever find love again. But as the old saying goes...
there’s plenty more Phish in the (C:)
Did you hear that Bill and Melinda Gates are getting divorced?
He threw her out the Windows. He Excels at that. He wants a Word with his lawyer. He's PowerPointing her to the door. I guess they just weren't on each other's Teams.
THIS JUST IN: A man is still in critical condition after swallowing $100,000 in large bills.
Bill Clinton is banned from all the French bakeries in his neighborhood.
He kept feeling their pain.
I just finished painting a customer’s home and they were surprised with the bill...
Them: “You’ve factored in all the labour, but what about the paint?”
Me: “It’s on the house”
I opened my wallet and got confused when I only saw paper bills..
It doesn't make any cents.
Growing up, there was a time my parents couldn't pay the electric bill.
It was the darkest day of my life.
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills ?
Thousands of people have found the device that can cut their electric bills in half......
I once made a belt out of one dollar bills.
What do you call a wreath made of $100 bills?
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill
So I sent him a "get well soon" card
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a "get well soon" card.
I just spoke with Bill Withers and told him "Ain't No Sunshine" is poor grammar.
He said "I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know..."
My friend said that he couldn't afford to pay his huge water bill....
So, I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
I once made a belt out of dollar bills
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