Paying bills is hard.
Some would call it taxing.
When paying a restaurant bill using credit card...
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Wait until they bring the credit card machine thing over.
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Keep card in wallet.
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Put machine to ear.
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"Hello? Hello?? It's for you..."
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Hand 'phone' to waiter.
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Watch everyone groan/reach into pockets for extra tip money.
Five years back I couldn’t pay my electricity bill, those were the dark days of my life
My friend just can't afford to pay his huge water bill...
I've just sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
In college, my roommates and I were so broke that we couldn’t pay our electricity bill.
Those were the darkest days of our lives.
How does cereal pay its bills?
What do you call a lady who refuses to pay her bills?
Growing up, there was a time my parents couldn't pay the electric bill.
It was the darkest day of my life.
What do you call a girl who refuses to pay her bills?
Burnadebt
(Just thought of this and I gotta admit...I'm a little bit proud of myself.)
BR EAK ING NE WS....'Bill Gates has agreed to pay for the finishing of Trumps Wall."
(on the condition he gets to install Windows in it)
I couldn’t afford to pay my electric bill in college
Those were pretty dark times
What’s the difference between Taxes and Texas?
Taxes can keep your electrical grid operational.
If you pay for your kitchen remodel with fake bills...
You’re counterfeiting the counter fitter.
If an ice-cream franchise can't pay its power bills...
I guess it will go into liquidation
In college, my roommates and I were so poor that we could not afford to pay our electric bills.
Those were the darkest days of our lives.
My health insurance company refused to pay my bill because I believe in reincarnation.
They said I have a pre existing condition.
I forgot to pay an important bill, but my wife also forgot
It was a real economic co-lapse
A duck wants into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist: “I’d like some chapstick”
The pharmacist says “but you’re a duck, how are you going to pay for that?”
The duck says “it’s fine, just put it on my bill”
I got a letter saying I had to pay an overdue exorcist bill.
They said if I didn't, my house would be repossessed.
I forgot to pay the priest's bill for my daughter's exorcism..
How does a dinosaur pay his bills?
With tyrannosaurus checks.
As I reflect back on my past, I remember the time when I forgot to pay my electric bill.
Those were some dark days.
I still remember the hard times when I couldn’t even pay my electric bills
It was the darkest period of my life
How does a chicken pay its bills?
My uncle Bill's boss hates it when his pay day arrives
cuz he gotta pay the bill
Celebrated singer Barry White usually did not pay his restaurant bill - when the time came, he offered to perform for the room, and most of the time the offer was accepted. On those occasions he never failed to sing his famous hit
How do dinosaurs pay for their bills?
I asked my dad what he wanted for Father's Day. He said to pay a bill
I just got a job doing payroll for the Gates and Clinton Foundations.
It's nothing special, but it pays the Bills.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill
So I sent him a "get well soon" card
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a "get well soon" card.
My friend said that he couldn't afford to pay his huge water bill....
So, I sent him a 'Get Well Soon' card.
My friend just can't afford to pay his huge water bill...
I've sent him a Get Well Soon card.
My friend couldn’t afford to pay his water bill.
I sent him a “get well soon” card.
My friend couldn’t afford to pay his water bill.
I sent him a “Get well soon” card
My friend couldn’t afford to pay his water bill.
I sent him a “Get well soon” card
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a “get well soon” card.
EDIT: HOLY my first award! Thankyou stranger!
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a "get well soon" card.
Bill Gates has agreed to pay for Donald Trump’s wall....
On the condition he gets to install windows🇺🇸
Once I was so broke I couldn't even pay the electricity bill.
In college, I was so broke that I couldn’t afford to pay the electricity bill.
Those were the darkest days of my life.
My brother couldn’t pay his water bill.
So I sent him a “get well soon” card.
My friend can’t afford to pay his water bill anymore.
So I sent him a card, “Get well soon.”
I remmember the day I could not pay the electricity bill...
It was the darkest day of my life
How does a dinosaur pay its bills?
With Tyrannosaurs checks!
How does a T-Rex pay its bills?
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