Best By Puns

A list of puns related to "Best By"

What's the best way to avoid getting killed by sheep?

Dodge Ram

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👤︎ u/smakattak
📅︎ Jan 28 2021
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This is by far the best pun of the day , the journalist really drove the message home!
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👤︎ u/Fair_SOTS
📅︎ May 30 2017
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They say the best way to learn piano is to play by ear.
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👤︎ u/Iocaine_powder
📅︎ Apr 14 2020
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My best friend just got dumped by his girlfriend in the YMCA...

Seems like their relationship isn't gonna workout

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👤︎ u/beebeepsheep
📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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I knew a guy who's best friend was a sea bird gifted by his dad's second wife.

It was his plover from another mother.

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👤︎ u/eak125
📅︎ Jun 23 2020
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They say when confronted by a bear, the best thing to do is play dead, so when I came face to face with one in the woods the other day, I accidentally played dad instead...

Now it can ride a bike without training wheels...

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Jun 02 2017
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The best BBQ is made by lethargic midgets.

They always cook low and slow.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Sep 14 2019
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Dad: When you see cops walk by, make sure you’re not standing next to your best friend...

..They might arrest you for homie side.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jul 14 2019
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My friend's dad is by far the best
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👤︎ u/bluemoonassassin
📅︎ Oct 08 2013
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Winter is by far the best season.

It's way cooler.

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👤︎ u/remixclashes
📅︎ Jan 27 2019
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got dadjoked by my best friend

Me: "I think guardians of the galaxy is Vin Diesels best role yet."

Her: "Yeah, he really branched out!"

Me: "dammit..."

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👤︎ u/Skyldt
📅︎ Aug 02 2014
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I think getting eaten by a giant snake would be the best way to die.

Being accepted by that moist maw feet first would give your life perfect symmetry.

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👤︎ u/SnakeyesX
📅︎ Dec 23 2014
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My dad yesterday. I figured it was best represented by an enthusiastic stick figure. imgur.com/jOB7HeK
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👤︎ u/whatadaydanny
📅︎ Oct 23 2013
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Best dad jokes are told by Dads!

This happened when my parents first started dating. My Dad went over to my mums with a bit of back pain. My mum was a nurse and apparently Rosemary is good for that kind of thing. Mum: "Would you like to take a bath with Rosemary?" Dad: "I guess she'll do"

Bonus Dad Joke: When my dad has back pain, I like set him up and say: "How long have you had a weak back?" to which he replies, "Oh since about a week back"

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👤︎ u/pourpiednoir
📅︎ Sep 12 2014
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