Expiration Date Puns

I call it, a spoiler alert.

Posthummus.

Friggin' spoiled brats

This happened last February while my mom was about to prepare some lunch.

Mom: This hummus is dated 2-03-13 but I guess it's okay...

Dad: Well your face is dated 2-12-1964 but you don't see us complaining.

I said "no, I think they're supposed to smell like that."

If they’re pasta expiration date.

She asked how you can tell if a date has gone bad.

I said usually the first sign is a lack of conversation.

I'm looking for the expiration date.

"Did you go on an expiration date?"

Whenever I see something with an expiration date that has a ridiculous time a lotted for consumption I will say... For instance today is august 16,2013 If i buy cereal today that expires on november 2015 I will say "we have to hurry up and eat this by november 2015!" Hahaha...crickets

While cleaning out the pantry last night, my husband asked if I can see when the container of dates will go bad as he can't find a "Best if Used By" on the packaging. I take the container from him, look at it carefully and reply "Apparently, these are no expiration dates".

He said they were a 'bit' expired http://i.imgur.com/W4PsWai.jpg (Date actually says 12/19/14 :3)

I said, “No, I think most kids smell that way.”