Every October 31st, my dog begins baying loudly a loud, prolonged, mournful cry...
I guess he likes to celebrate Howloween...
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︎ Oct 15 2019
Help with "Bay" Pun Needed!
My company is moving offices soon and I need to name my new bay.
Suggestions include: Obay-Wan Keno-bay, Judgement Bay, Harlem Bake (ugh), Bay of the Walking Dead and Bays of Our Lives
I typically fancy myself a fine lexicon artist, but am running low on ideas. Help me, those that are punnier than I!
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︎ May 30 2014
How much does it cost to get your ears pierced in Tampa Bay?
A Buccaneer
Good win for them tonight.
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︎ Feb 08 2021
Iβm in Tampa bay right now and theyβre selling corn on the cob...
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︎ Feb 07 2021
Not many fans are allowed in the stadium for Green Bayβs game today. It will be like
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︎ Jan 24 2021
So if a bird lives by the sea itβs a seagull. If it lives by the bay itβs bagel.
So if itβs covered in slime, is it a googull?
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Its been hard living with a Tampa Bay Rays fan
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Why does the seagull fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then it would be the baygull. (Not my joke)
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they'd be bagels.
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︎ May 14 2020
Why did the dolphin cross the bay?
To get to the other tide.
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︎ Aug 27 2020
Why Do Seagulls Fly Over The Sea?
Because If They Flew Over The Bay They Would Be Bagels...
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︎ Apr 06 2021
What do you call your ex from Maryland?
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︎ Mar 24 2021
My college friend got accepted to a social group by having to float out in the bay to mark a channel for their boats....
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︎ May 29 2020
What do you call a bird that flies over the bay?
What do you call a bird that flies over the bay?
A bagel.
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︎ Feb 09 2020
I get it, you hated him 4 years ago ...
... and you still hate him now. But now he's an official resident of Florida and I may see him differently now. I've seen a lot of hate thrown his way, but this guy is a consistent winner and an overachiever. That's what the people who support him love about him. Yes, there have been some scandals. Yes, there have been some lies and maybe a few times he's twisted the truth to make himself look better. He's out there everyday proving those haters wrong time after time. Call it jealously, call it envy. Some people just can't handle how successful he is and how much money he has. They could even be jealous that he's got a hot, foreign model as his wife. You may not have wanted him in this role, but he's there now and there is nothing you or I can do about it. I know it'll possibly get worse over the next several days, but like him or not, Tom Brady is turning things around in Tampa Bay.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
I just witnessed a bride walk down the isle to the song "dock of a bay"
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︎ Jan 21 2020
I just got a letter from a herb and spice company demanding the $100 I owe them.
If I don't pay them within a week, they have threatened to send the bay leafs around.
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︎ Dec 18 2020
What do you call breakfast at a hotel in Green Bay?
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︎ Jul 31 2019
'Fire works' sign on the 4th of July at the Fanny Bay trail (Osceola forest, FL)
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︎ Jul 04 2019
Must....keep....maritime puns....
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︎ Nov 18 2020
I just saw Bumblebee yesterday and I have to say, the difference in quality from it to the previous Transformers movies is Knight and Bay.
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︎ Jan 25 2019
All the props from the bay watch TV show recently sold at auction for well over the asking price.
When the winner was asked how she could justify the expense for old towels? Her response was that it is still the best way to dry Hoff.
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︎ Nov 01 2019
We are standing at Depoe Bay, Oregon watching the whales. I point at a bird (ironically), βlook Patty, a seagull!β My wife replies, βno, itβs a bagel.β βWhy is it a bagel?β βBecause itβs over the BAY!β Thatβs pretty funny, but...
The thing is she didnβt just make up this joke, but this is the first time Iβve heard it. Weβve been married for 18 years. That means that sheβs been waiting for 18 years until we were near the ocean, at a bay, waiting for a seagull to fly over. The dad joke is above average, but statistically speaking, she has my respect 100%.
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︎ Jul 06 2019
Why donβt seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then theyβd be bagels.
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︎ Sep 14 2020
If seagulls fly over the sea, what flies over the bay?
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︎ Jul 27 2020
Why do seagulls fly by the sea?
Because if they flew by the bay, theyβd be bagels.
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︎ Mar 12 2021
Why do seagulls live by the sea?
Because if they lived by the bay theyβd be bagels.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay they would be baygulls.
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︎ Jan 23 2021
Why do seagulls live by the sea?
If they lived by the bay, they'd be bagels.
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︎ Jan 27 2021
How much does corn cost in Tampa Bay?
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︎ Apr 19 2020
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew of the bay, they'd be bagles.
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Why donβt seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then theyβd be bay-gulls!
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︎ Nov 09 2019
Why do seagulls not fly over the bay?
Because then they would be baygulls!
(Youβre welcome)
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︎ Sep 19 2019
Why donβt seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then theyβd be bay-gulls!
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︎ Nov 07 2019
Why donβt seagulls fly near the bay?
Because then theyβd be bagels
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︎ Nov 05 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?
Because then they would be bagels.
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︎ Apr 02 2019
Why donβt seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then theyβd be bay-gulls!
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︎ Nov 10 2019
Why donβt seagulls fly by the bay?
Because then theyβd be called Baygulls...
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︎ Sep 10 2019
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay they'd be baygulls.
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︎ Dec 13 2020
Why donβt seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then theyβd be bay-gulls!
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︎ Nov 01 2019
Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?
Because then they'd be bagels.
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︎ Aug 10 2019
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they would be bagels
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︎ Jul 11 2018
Why can't a seagull fly over a bay?
Because then it would be a bagel.
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︎ Aug 19 2019
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