Professor got us today

We were going over some new concepts in Physics today and my professor was making sure we all understood. So after drawing a few figures on the board, he draws a baseball diamond, stands in front of it, and says, "I just want to make sure I'm covering all the bases."

Groans were had.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/adog12341
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 11 2015
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What's that smell?

Was at the local dairy with the family because they have a large baseball diamond and a few smaller ones for the Little League. As we were walking by the main building, my 10 year old son says "What's that smell?" Without skipping a beat I said, "That's the derriere......."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Snikpoh09
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 08 2013
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