A list of puns related to "Baristas"
Cappu-chinos
Starbucks
That’s the last straw!
A tamp stamp.
She told me pigeons have thicker legs then I do.
Affogato.
I'm not sick. I'm just a little coffee.
I told them "Don't worry... either way they'll make you coffee."
Every time I am there she keeps yelling "Tall Hot Chocolate!"
No worries, you have the right to bare arms.
it's a latte of work!
He said, "You have very average ears."
A brewhaha
I asked "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"
She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."
Suppuccino
Hebrew.
'it's a coughy filter.'
And I said "thanks a latte."
I ... am your FROTHER!
Oops, affagato.
I told the barista that I have an open carry permit.
He studied to be a barrister, but ended up a barista.
"Yes, it is really nice." She said cheerfully
"Oh no, I don't agree with Dates, too many bad experiences for me" I said with a smirk ear to ear.
"Oh, really? Why is that?" She asked.
Calmly I said, "They all end badly."
A brew-ha-ha
Barista: Some people say it tastes like dirt, but what do they expect, it was ground this morning.
But I just don't feel like I have a latte offer. I've bean chai-ing to tell her how I feel, but I don't know how to espresso myself. It's a shame, because there really could be something special brewing there. I guess I'm just afraid being roasted.
The man frowns. “What do you mean it’s a secret? What’s the special today? Is it a latte?”
The barista shakes her head.
“A mocha?”
She shakes her head again.
“Oh, come on! Tell me! A cappuccino?”
She shakes her head.
“An affogato?”
She shakes her head.
The man is getting frustrated at this point. “Can you at least give me a clue!?”
The barista thinks for a moment, then points at a jar on the counter. “Ok, the special is in this jar.”
“What is it?”
“I can’t tell you. It’s a secret.”
The man, enraged at this point, tries to grab the jar.
The barista grabs it too.
They fight for control and the man wretches it away only for the jar to fall on the ground and its contents spill out onto the floor.
The man stares, “It’s just been normal coffee this whole time?!”
The barista shrugs, “I guess you spilled the beans.”
E.T. hone foam.
Tea-he-he
They are literally going back to the grind.
They looked at me and said: "You have average ears."
Hebrew
She said, "It's not a mask. It's a coughy filter."
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