Bank Deposit Puns

But I’m worried I’ll be arrested for money laundering

I was totally dependent

There were baby shower decorations set up for what looked to be one of the employee's baby shower, and some food was laid out.

My dad: Look, it's a bank-quet!

Hey guys, this sucks, but I went down to the bank and tried to deposit some views, but it turns out all the take is revenue.

I handed her a hundred to deposit in the bank from a wedding present.

Her: Do you have any smaller bills?

I proceed to take out a ten...

Her: taking off a zero doesn't count.

So I take the hundred, fold it in half, and hand it back

Girlfriend and I went into the bank to deposit some money

Me: because banks hold a lot of money, when you check your balance with the teller, do they become fortune tellers?

Me (bank teller): "Hi, what can I do for you?"

Customer: "I'd like to make a deposit and if you could withdrawal some warm weather and deposit the cold I'd be happy with that too!"

The man then looked down at his kid who was grinning from ear to ear and gave him a high five. Had a nice chuckle after that one.

I was at the bank depositing something for my job and it came up short a penny. I started looking around on the ground for one and a very nice woman next to me gave me a quarter. After I gave it to the teller she found a single penny so when I gave her the original coin back I told her

"You should play Football, cause you got a quarter back!"

So I visited a museum that used to be a bank with my dad today. At some point, I lost track of him and went to find him. After a quick look around, I saw him emerge from the bathroom.

"I was wondering where you went," I commented

"Well this is a bank," he replied "so I thought I should make a deposit!"